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Rather than offer you the illusion of free choice, I will take the liberty of choosing for you... if and when your time comes round again. I do apologize for what must seem to you an arbitrary imposition, Dr. Freeman. I trust it will all make sense to you in the course of... well... I'm really not at liberty to say. In the meantime... this is where I get off.

There has been a bit of a paradigm shift. A lot has gone on, and I'm sure there is plenty of places to read on all the high school internet drama going on. Suffice to say I was one of those victims who, returning from a vacation, found himself banned and de-promoted after some silly arguments over the internet. But, I have not come here to discuss proper behavior for a normal rational adult, instead, the paradigm shift.

Eiji has moved. This Wiki is too unstable to hold his works. However, due to certain silliness and additional drama, it appears that Eiji will not be able to simply request his stuff be removed. Indeed, it is effectively hostage here. I'd tell you where I host my new stuff, but the internet censorship here disallows me to. What can you do against The Man? I dunno, but good luck and god speed my fellow users searching for me. For here instead, I will use this "opportunity" to do something I have wanted to do for some time. But for here, I shall remain here to continue editing old work. I will be keeping (most of) the mechanics, but changing the flavor of a great many classes and feats. Basically, I'm using this place to do my "what if" alternate class features, and in keeping with my jovial mood, my theme is comedy. Thus I please ask that no one edit the flavor of my works. The mechanics I actually care less about for various reasons. They will be changed over time, and here is the notice of my intent, so there will be no misunderstanding.

And so here we go... long live the comedy.

User Info[edit]

Part of the lower caste, shunned from the glorious light here, lost to the endless dark of the Wikia. Woe be us, those who were forced to depart in an exodus, surely we live in tatters and despair, clinging on to a false illusion of a failed system.

Heh, :) But anyway, remember folks, calling other people lower caste is a-ok, just don't say you WOULDN'T agree if "someone of the wikia rank would do the same with dandwiki", that's a bannable offense. Aren't typos from non-english people great?



2007-06-30, officially shifted 2009-08-29

User Status[edit]

Apparently no one, but that's ok. For I am a mirror, I reflect the world. If the world is ugly, so be it.

In more serious news, another one, another one, another one bites the dust. What should I alter (on my own user page) before it's stolen next? I am taking offers to be placed on my Talk page.

My Contributions[edit]

PrC/Paragon Classes[edit]
Base Classes[edit]
Substitution/Racial Classes[edit]
Other Classes[edit]
Mundane Items[edit]
Magic Items[edit]
Epic Magic Items and Artifacts[edit]
Flaws and Traits[edit]
Races and Characters[edit]
Gods (Pangoloid)[edit]
Gods (Nibiru)[edit]
Gods (Rhe)[edit]
Gods (Universal)[edit]
Places and Campaigns[edit]
Epic Spells[edit]
Invocations and Strange Magic[edit]
Complete Books[edit]

In the Works[edit]

  • Nibiru Pantheon is growing...


  • Must convert self into D&D form, and live forever!

To Do List[edit]

  • When I get a better handle it I will flesh out the new Visages I want to create.
  • Racial PrC classes for Daeijilund Illithid, Eijilund Plushie, Pangoloid, and more.
  • Green Dragon Steak... he is delicious, I must eat him.

Ideas I'm Kicking Around in My Head[edit]

  • I'm attempting to convert the State Alchemist concept from FMA into D&D. Success has been variable.
  • PrC classes for all the Nibiru gods.

About Me[edit]

I'm an former admin at the Cyberchat roleplaying chatroom, and a Graphic Artist by trade. Employment has not been kind though, and I am a slave to Sam's Club. Please donate your money to me, I will use it to buy an island, and you can come. Used to tabletop when I could with my two roommates, and I DM myself. All your D&D are belong to me. You are on your way to fumbles. You have no chance to critical hit, make your saving throw.

Er, and as you may notice I tend to be a little crazy in the head. Don't worry, the doctor said I was doing well shortly before I escaped.

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