April Fools 5e Races

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Races with a more comedic twist.
5e April Fools Races without a improving, reviewing, or removing template present.

Name	Summary
A Bear	Literally just a bear.
A Bee
A Goldfish
A Literal Pig	Literally a pig.
A Variety of Minecraftian Monsters Personified	The Minecraft Mobs but oh no they're hot.
Abyssal Chicken-Born	Creatures born from- uh... Abyssal Chickens?
Admin	The admins of the site.
American	The champions of Truth, Justice, Independence, Liberty, and Obesity
Animated Toy	Children's playthings, brought to life by magical means.
Anime Girl	One minute a power-house of unfathomable strength, magic, wit, or sheer will, the next a sudden failure at basic speech, the anime girl covers a wide group of archetypes, from Best Girl to Waifu, from Yandere to Tsundere, Isekai heroine to school girl.
Anon	Anons are magical, grey human shaped blobs that do as they please.
Ant	Ants were developed after evolving from wasp-like insects but most types of ant developed without wings.
April Fools Article	The most impervious kind of article to exist.
Awakened Shrub	Naturally with a Challenge Rating of 0.
Awoken Bread Loaf
Bananafolk	Dancing bananas
Bear	Simply a bear
Beefforged	Large living constructs made of beef.
Beeforged	Large living constructs filled with bees.
Being of Inordinate Size	A vast humanoid that knows no limit to its size.
BFG	Roald Rahl's Big Friendly Giant.
Blizzard Man	Nightmarish horrors that resemble tasty frozen treats. Do not let their delicious appearance fool you however!
Blue Eye Skeleton
Boy Kisser
Breadin	Animated bread and cookies
Build A Race	Now you can put your search to rest because now you don’t have to pick between 2 races.
Bullet Kin	bullet people
Can of WD-40
Candy Person	A race of those made out of candy- humanoid and candy shaped alike!
Cartoon	Born on the Ethereal Plane, the Toonkind are a strange and powerful race known for their love of play and creativity. They may come in all different shapes and sizes, and while a large population possess animal-like features, Toonkind appearances can range from nearly human to living kitchen appliances. Their nigh-boundless energy inspires them to find entertainment in most any situation; if they cannot find excitement readily they may be compelled to make some of their own, earning them a reputation as troublemakers. Thankfully, their natural charm and great agility help them wheedle their way out of whatever trouble they might make.
Chedarians
Chicken	Bawk bawk BA-KAW!
Chicken God
Chimpanzee	Chimpanzees are similar to angry kindergarteners with enough strength to rip off arms
Chocolate Smile
Cigarette Man
Creeper	As a creeper, you have the following traits:
Cucumber
Dandwiki	A race of perfectly normal, well-balanced, not-at-all overtuned humanoids.
Duck Kin	Anthropomorphic duck people who are buff sea faring sailors.
DuelSoulBlade Shadow Vampelf	You're summary is blank because it's not important.
Dungeonmin	A race of dungeonspawn
Duwang	What a beautiful Duwang!
Eggledites	A failed experiment creating sentient, talkative eggs.
Electrode with Glock 17	Its an Electrode, with a Gun. what were you expecting?
Emperor Hamster	Giant hamsters that rule over tiny hamsters
Fidget Spinner	A Dank Spinning race that will be helpful in a fight...
Flesh Abomination	A hunter always in search of prey, it endlessly feeds to sate its appetite. Though simple in nature, these complex aberrations hold many surprises to the unsuspecting adventurer.
Font Skeleton	Mysterious monsters that speak using their own unique typefaces.
Gargantuar	Massive undead monstrosities created by Dr. Edgar George Zomboss
Gazorpazorpfield	A lazy, profane cat created as a parody of Garfield.
Giga Chad	A race of incredible physical feats that has returned from its lethargy in the Astral Plane to Substitute humans
Globglogabgalab	Schwabbledabbleglibbeglabbe schwibbleschwabglab. Dibbledabble schwibbleschwabble glibbleglabschwab.
Goble	"Have you ever seen something so odd you suddenly have a knife in your back?"
God	Since gods are gods they get lots of overpowered abilities
Goose	Small chaotic birds with fury against all humanoids.
Gryllus	A featherless biped, once native to the corners of manuscripts.
Honedge-Possessed	People unfortunately possessed by a ghost sword pokemon
Human, Gaston Variant	As a Gaston you are the pinnacle of human athleticism, charm and mental fortitude. You are as mighty as you are kind.
Human, Stand Variant	Only the strangest people can wield such an esoteric power.
Inu	The borkiest race you'll find. Shiba Inu folk of Eastern origin for those who just want to be cute and bada** all at once.
Isekai Loli	By being reincarnated, you gained several blessings that made you very strong.
Jobs	Literally Steve Jobs
Jungle Knuckles	An April Fools race based off of primitive tribal structures.
Kong	A race of sentient apes renowned for an obsession with bananas.
Koopa	A group of happy-go-lucky turtle-like beings, their shells change in color with each representing years of experience and ranking among one another. They're known for being nigh impenetrable thanks to their shells and one could consider them well-rounded in most regards.
Kra'Akas	Coconuts! With arms and legs!
Lead Face	Can it have an AK-47 for a head? Yes.
Little Lizardfolk	A sub type of Lizardfolk, normally thrown out because of expectation of the hatchling dying anyway. The ones that survive are the lucky few that are found by an adventurer and get hatched.
Little Pony	My Little Pony!
Living Cartoon	Charming, cute constructs built out of ink, paper, and magic.
Living Toon	What's up doc?
Madman	Madmen live for combat, die for combat, and then revive to do it all over again.
Magical Plant	A small plant that has been granted sentient life through some experimentation
Maindoeirian	A race of odd humanoids that have salamander origins.
Mantaur	Man and man make mantaur.
Mariokin	Most Mario-kin are known for their incredible athletic abilities, especially jumping.
McChicken	Just a great tasting chicken sandwich.
Memeites	Not Pronounced May-May
Minecraftian	Just a Minecraft player's abilities.
Mouse	Literally just mice.
Muppet
Muscledeer	A race of deer who ate bulk powder, took steroids, and use gym equipment.
Nami	A race of candy living constructs
Normal Horse	A regular horse – four human legs, four human arms, unblinking eyes…
Not Dwarf	Not Dwarves are...NOT DWARVES! The result of magical genetic experimentation, they are a corruption of underdwellers, part Drow, part Dwarf, part Mole Rat.
Original Character	Original character, do not steal!
Paintling	You're living paint.
Pamspawn	As spawn of the Final Pam, your character has several abhorrent traits.
Pancake Golem	A golem made out of delicious pancakes.
Pillar Men	CAAAAEEESSSAAAAARRRR!
Piranha Plant	A deadly plant, armed with a large head filled with razor sharp fangs and leaves as sharp as daggers.
Platypus, Sapient	You're a semi-aquatic egg-laying mammal of action.
Reaper	You have several innate traits gifted to all reapers by either the gods or their physiology.
Road Runner	Beep! Beep!
Rock	Literally rock hard.
Santa's Helper	Those little elves that made toys for Christmas are real. Or was that just your imagination?
Shaggy Rogers	Nothing personal kid...
Shambling Mound	Very large creatures constructed of swamp plants, wood, and fungi, Shamblers can make very excellent guardians for an adventuring party.
Slender	The stuff of nightmares.
Stick, Variant	Sticks tend toward interpersonal physical action, communicating through poses and quick, dramatic fights.
The Bananians	Banana people born by the power of potassium
The Biggest Terry
Toad	You are an illustrious toad of Toad Hall.
Toad, Bup Variant
Trolling	A troll variant that improves as you increase in level.
Tuna and Sweetcorn	Tuna and sweetcorn, on the verge of being perhaps a deific race, are beings of small-human-sized, sandwich-like visage
Two Kobolds in a Suit
Were-Terrasque	The destructive potential of the tarrasque is so vast that some cultures incorporate the monster into religious doctrine, weaving its sporadic appearance into stories of divine judgment and wrath. Legends tell how the tarrasque slumbers in its secret lair beneath the earth, remaining in a dormant state for decades or centuries. When it awakens in answer to some inscrutable cosmic call, it rises from the depths to obliterate everything in its path.
Werechicken	Small shapeshifting humanoids

Incomplete Races

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