Memeites (5e Race)

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Memeites

Ideas, they have always shaped our world. However when a small ideal gets spread around too much, It becomes a meme. Memeites are what happens when these memes become reality

Physical Description

Memeites vary from what they look like as no two ideas are fully alike. One could be a sad frog while another is a singing pencil.}}

History

Where Memeites came from is unknown. Only that when they appear, they spread rather quickly. The Memeites have been known to rob the bank in jailbreak. Stay cautious, they tend to destroy people with robux and the ones who play trash music.

Society

A Memeite Society is greatly dependant on on what kind of Memeite they are. However all follow the basic concept of insulting eachothers mothers.

Memeite Names

Memites have no true gender, reproducing by the ideas of other races. However they might assume one based on who they are personally.

Male: Wojack, Pepe, Sanic, Badger, Granddad

Female: Vivian, Jo-momma, O.A.G

Memeite Traits

Not Pronounced May-May
Ability Score Increase. +2 Charisma
Age. Once created can live until destroyed.
Alignment. Ideas can bounce all over the place from being for the greater good to the sheer distruction of society. Memeites can follow any alignment.
Size. Medium
Speed. Your base walking speed is 30 feet.
Thoughtless Defense. Vulnerable to Psychic damage
Memefull Protection. You can add half your charisma mod to your AC
Take a Look at That Meme. Proficient with Persuasion
Languages. Common and two other languages
Subrace. Fresh Memes, Rotten Memes, Ancient Memes, MLG Memes, and Dank Memes

Fresh Memes

Ability Score Increase. +1 Wisdom
Feels. You loose your vulnerability to Psychic damage
NORMIES. You gain the ability to emit a loud screech able to deafen those normies, Once per Long Rest All enemies in a 15ft radius of you must make a wisdom DC check against 8+prof+Your charisma mod. On a failed save they are stunned for one turn
Make Memerica Great Again. Proficient in Stoneworking tools

Rotten Memes

Ability Score Increase. +1 Constitution
Minion Mania. When you reach 0 HP or bellow, you can instead choose to go down to 1 Hp. You can only do this once per long rest.
Le Rage. Once per short rest you can go into a rage. For one minute you are resistant to non-magical bludgeoning, slashing, and piercing damage and can add +2 to your melee damage.
U Mad?. When you bring an enemy down to 0 Hp, you gain temporary HP up to your charisma mod.

Ancient Memes

Ability Score Increase. +1 Intelligence
Rick Roll'd. When you hit an enemy while they are surprised, you deal an extra 2d8 psychic damage
All your Base. Proficient with Intimidation
Weegee Stare. Once per long rest you can make an enemy that can see you make a Wisdom check against 8+your prof+ your charisma mod. On a failed save they become frightened of you for a minute. Every turn they may repeat the saving throw until they succeed.

MLG Memes

Ability Score Increase. +1 Dexterity
No Scope. Profecient in Light and Heavy Crossbows
Sanic. Your base speed is now 35 feet per turn
Jo Mama. You know the vicious mockery cantrip. You use your charisma mod for the DC.

Dank Meme overlord

Ability Score Increase. +1 Strength
Yeet. double damage when yoting any object at an enemy
vape Lord. You do not need to breathe, but you can if you want.
The next hokage. You have the ability to disappear in a cloud of smoke up to 45 ft.

Random Height and Weight

Base Height	Height Modifier*	Base Weight	Weight Modifier**
5′ 3''	+2d6"	100 lb.	× (1d4) lb.
*Height = base height + height modifier **Weight = base weight + (height modifier × weight modifier)

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