Globglogabgalab (5e Race)

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Globglogabgalab

“	"Mmmm simply delightful."	”
—Globglogabgalab

Physical Description

The Globglogabgalab

The Globglogabgalab is an obese humanoid creature with the torso and head of a human. It's lower half appears to be made of human flesh but lacks any legs and is covered in the same skin as it's human half, giving it the appearance of a naga but with no indication of where the snake half truly begins. The closest creature to the Globglobabgalab is the tail of a worm. One could argue that it's body is similar to a huge lump of dough. This, especially given all the wrinkles of it's "tail", makes it a horrifying creature to behold. Despite this, it is actually quite a friendly creature.

History

Not much is known about the Globglogabgalab. It originates from the movie Strawinski and the Mysterious House. It claims to be the "yeast of thoughts and mind". So, like yeast, it supposedly ferments and bubbles up. Since it is of thoughts and mental influence, it supposedly can take any form, appearing either like weird bread being baked or clay being formed into a new and totally not bread or clay creature.

Society

Because it is thought that only one Globglogabgalab exists, there is no society to speak of. It prefers to simply keep to itself among books, but it does not read them. Instead, it shrinks itself down and enters the book, consuming it's thoughts and stories, but leaves the books completely intact and unchanged. Although it seems to acknowledge that some books are "bad", it doesn't seem to be affected when it feeds from them. Regardless, reading so many books have given it the ability to shapeshift into whatever it desires, but it cannot control this ability very well. It is said this is the reason it is so overweight.

Status effects

If you become too invested in a book previously owned by the Globglogabgalab then you become obese worm.

Globglogabgalab Names

There is thought to be only one Globglogabgalab, and it's name just so happens to be Globglogabgalab.

Globglogabgalab Traits

Schwabbledabbleglibbeglabbe schwibbleschwabglab. Dibbledabble schwibbleschwabble glibbleglabschwab.
Ability Score Increase. Your Constitution score increases by 2 and your Charisma increases by 1.
Age. It is unknown how old the Globglogabgalab is.
Alignment. Good Neutral
Size. You stand at roughly 6 feet tall. Your size is Medium.
Speed. Your base walking speed is 10 feet.
Schwabboldabblewabble. Through sounds and gestures, you can communicate simple ideas with Small or smaller beasts.
Gabbleflebablabablab. Because of your catchy singing voice, you have proficiency in the Performance skill.
I'm Full of Schwibbleglibblekind. You cannot wear boots, pants, or anything that is worn on the legs or waist area except for belts and specially made armor. All armor you wear must be specially made to accommodate you, doubling the cost. You cannot ride mounts.
I am the Yeast of Thoughts and Mind. As an action, you can polymorph into any creature you wish, regardless of level, or back into your true form. You retain your size regardless of how big the creature you polymorph into would ordinarily be. However, your equipment does not change with you. If you die, you revert to your natural appearance. You retain all of your normal statistics while in this form. Because of your inability to properly control this ability, you must make a concentration saving throw every turn, regardless of whether or not you took damage. You may use this feature once per short rest. Additional uses after the first incur one level of exhaustion.
Simply Delicious. Instead of eating, you must absorb the thoughts and stories of a single book. You cannot feed from the same book more than once.
Ooh Hahaha!. You can cast the fear spell once with this trait, requiring no material components, and you regain the ability to cast it this way when you finish a long rest. Charisma is your spellcasting ability for this spell.
Languages. You can speak, read, and write Common and one other language.

Random Height and Weight

Base Height	Height Modifier*	Base Weight	Weight Modifier**
5′ 10''	+2d4	400 lb.	× (2d6) lb.
*Height = base height + height modifier **Weight = base weight + (height modifier × weight modifier)

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