American (5e Race)
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Note: this race is designed to be played in a modern setting.
With their penchant for war and fast food, americans are more physically similar than other humans. An individual can stand from 5 feet to a little over 6 feet tall and weigh from 120 to 244 pounds. American skin shades range from nearly black to very pale, and hair colors from black to blond (curly, kinky, or straight); males might sport facial hair that is sparse or thick. Americans reach adulthood in their late teens and rarely live even a single century.
They are idiots and want to rule and nuke the world.
They are filled to the brim with guns and fast food.
Male: Bob, Joe, Billy Bob, Billy Joe, Joey Bill, Bobby Bill, Trump Female: Jessica, Elizabeth
The champions of Truth, Justice, Independence, Liberty, and Obesity
Ability Score Increase. Your Strength score increases by 2 and your Charisma score increases by 1.
Age. Americans have an average life expectancy of 78.69 years, and reach maturity at 18 due to the 26th amendment.
Alignment. All Americans are either neutral or lawful evil.
Size. Americans have the same size as humans, and tend to weigh a couple dozen pounds more
Speed. Your base walking speed is 15 feet.
1st amendment. You cannot be silenced by magical or other means, and are proficient with the Religion skill.
2nd amendment. You are proficient in all types of modern firearms.
American Dream. Because of your optimism and inability to say no, you have advantage on all Charisma checks.
Patriotism. Americans have an ability to communicate simple ideas to bald eagles, and are resistant to radiant damage.
Languages. You can speak, read, and write Common and American. American is a dilect of the English language, with large use of slang and emojis.
Random Height and Weight
|5ft′ 0″||+2d6||120lbs. lb.||× (3d4) lb.|
*Height = base height + height modifier
You don’t need to have example characteristics, as the are usually all assholes.