Jobs (5e Race)

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Jobs

Humanoids from the Plane of Apple™ that are incredibly charismatic and great at selling anything they can get their hand on to people in the material plane.

Physical Description

The Males and Females of the Jobs race are fairly similar, the main differences being Hair, Height and physical age. The Males of the Race are balding and taller than their female counterparts. From the time they come of age to their time of death they look like a 55 year old man. The females are shorter, have golden blond hair and physically age like a human.

The leader of the Jobs race.

History

Not much is known about the history of this race as they don't talk about themselves, they only talk about something called the "I-Phone" as well as whatever they're selling at that moment.

Society

The society of the Apple™ Plane is slightly chaotic as everyone is an excellent business person, but it works surprisingly well as for the most part, almost everyone is in the material plane buying and selling with the other races.

Jobs Names

Both males and females of the Jobs race use human forenames, but always have Jobs as their surname.

Jobs Traits

Literally Steve Jobs
Ability Score Increase. Your Charisma score increases by 3.
Age. They can live to be a maximum of 170 years of age.
Alignment. The Alignment of the Jobs varies Between any of the Neutral alignments.
Size. Your height varies between 5'8" and 6'5" your size is medium.
Speed. Your base walking speed is 30 feet.
Business Savy. As a Denizen of the Apple™ Plane you gain a 30% discount to all items you buy and get 15% extra gold when you sell magical items.
Armor Illusion. No matter what armor This race wears, it will always look like a black turtleneck sweater and jeans. this does not change anything about the armor other than its look.
Charming Personality. Because The race is so charismatic they get proficiency in Persuasion and Performance as well as immunity to being charmed.
Languages. Common, Undercommon and one of your choice.

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