Cow (5e Race)

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Cow[edit]

Physical Description[edit]

Cows are ...

you know what a cow looks like, right?

brown-Guernsey-cow.jpg

History[edit]

Cows are relatively unintelligent, meaning they have been enslaved for their tasty milk and meat.

Society[edit]

Cows live in tribes called herds, governed by an alpha called a farmer.

Cow Names[edit]

Male: Spot

Female: Daisy

Cow Traits[edit]

Cows are large creatures which can move very quickly and are somewhat unintelligent.
Ability Score Increase. Your con score increases by 5 and your int score decreases by 1. As normal, you can't increase an ability score above 20 using this feature.
Age. The age of maturity of a cow is 5 years and average death occurs at 35.
Alignment. Cows are chaotic neutral, usually siding with other cows.
Size. Large
Speed. Your base walking speed is 40 feet. You also have a 20 feet swim speed.
Languages. You can speak and read Livestock and can understand Common.

Subrace: Bull[edit]

Ability Score Increase. Bigger n Beefier!
Charging steak:. You get to move 20ft as a bonus action, once per short rest.
Bigger beef, less udder:. You gain +2 con but lose the milk abilities.
Pointy Horns:. +3 to unarmed strike damage.
Thicc boi:. 14 natural AC (leather skin).

Random Height and Weight[edit]

Base
Height
Height
Modifier*
Base
Weight
Weight
Modifier**
7′ 9'' +2 1400 lb. × (10) lb.

*Height = base height + height modifier
**Weight = base weight + (height modifier × weight modifier)

Suggested Characteristics[edit]

When creating a Cow character, you can use the following table of traits, ideals, bonds and flaws to help flesh out your character. Use these tables in addition to or in place of your background's characteristics.

d8 Personality Trait
1 I want ALL THE GRASS. (chaotic neutral)
2 Leaves are better than grass. (chaotic neutral)
3 Moo. (???)
4 *angry Cow noises* (lawful evil)
5 MILK NOT YOURS!!!!! IT MINE!!!!! (true angry neutral)
6 moo.
7 moo grass.
8 *none*
d6 Ideal
1 grass.
2 grass.
3 grass.
4 grass.
5 grass.
6 LEAVES!!!!!! (weirdo neutral)
d6 Bond
1 other cows!
2 cows and cows!
3 loner!
4
5
6
d6 Flaw
1
2
3
4
5
6
3.00
(3 votes)

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