Anon (5e Race)

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Anon

Physical Description

Anons are human shaped grey blobs that are of slim build, and have large heads. They wear dark glasses constantly that hover Infront of their face, since they don't have external ears. Anons have some sort of identifier, whether a mask instead of glasses, or a 6 on their back, they have something of the sort.

History

Anons are created via falling from the sky. No one knows how this exactly happens. Some say they fall out of a hole in the sky, some say it's storks, some say their just dropped from the local mountain. Whatever the case, the Anon origin story is an interesting one. Anons have an odd connection to the stars. They stare, in wonder. They make drawings of stars, even when they haven't seen any before. Some even say Anons are born from the stars.

Society

Anons will live either with other Anons and other people or by themselves. Some Anons don't live in any certain place, and instead travel across the lands, looking for fun and games. Anons are little guys that live for fun. Funny little dudes that hang out and talk with people from a variety of places. They often have a lot of weird, fun connections. Anons often travel looking for people to interact with. The Anons purpose is to ask questions to others. To learn about them, to make friends... Or make enemies.

Anon Names

Anons choose names for themselves, the name often based off the identifier. They give themselves a name when they need to. They have gender neutral names, as well as formal 'full names' similar to the regular name.

Name: 6, Lightning, Drama, Mask.

Formal Name: 666, Lightning bolt, Drama mask.>

Anon Traits

Anons are magical, grey human shaped blobs that do as they please.
Ability Score Increase. One ability of your choice increases by 1 and one other ability of your choice increases by 1.
Age. Anons don't mature, rather they stay as they are since creation. Their lifespan is not known, some say they are simply Long lived, others say they are immortal.
Alignment. Anons can be found of any alignment, but if they can mess with someone, they probably will.
Size. anons are human shaped blobs, and are of slim build. They can range from tiny to large.
Speed. Your base walking speed is 30 feet. If you are tiny, it is 15 feet. If you are large, it is 40 feet.
Superior Darkvision. Due to wearing dark glasses all the time, you are accustomed to the dark. You can see in dim light within 120 feet of you as if it were bright light, and in darkness as if it were dim light. You can't discern color in darkness, only shades of gray.
Anon Magic. anons are magical little beings, that can use magic. You can attempt to cast any cantrip. You then must roll a d20. If you roll a 10 or lower, roll on the wild magic table. Constitution is you spellcasting ability. You can also attempt to create any magical effect (like that of wild magic). Roll a d20. If you roll lower than your spell save DC, roll on the wild magic table.
Made to size. If you are tiny or large, you can make any equipment the right size for you using anon magic without repercussions.
Languages. You can speak,write, and possibly read Common and Nün (Nün looks and sounds like enchantment table).

Random Height and Weight

Heightweight for medium/small Anons

Base Height	Height Modifier*	Base Weight	Weight Modifier**
2′ 6''	+6d5	4 lb.	× 1 lb.
*Height = base height + height modifier **Weight = base weight + (height modifier × weight modifier)

Heightweight for tiny anons

BaseHeight Feet:0

BaseHeight Inches:2

HeightMod:5d5

BaseWheight: -15

WeightMod: 1

IF YOU ROLL LESS THAN 15, DON'T ADD THE BASE WEIGHT.

Heightweight for large anons

BaseHeight Feet: 4

BaseHeight Inches:6

HeightMod:20d3

BaseWheight:15

WeightMod:1

3.00

(one vote)

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