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April Fools Monsters, Quality and Featured[edit]
These monsters have been vetted through the Featured Articles or Quality Articles process and are suitable for any normal campaign.
| Name | CR | Speed | Size | Type | Alignment |
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April Fools Monsters[edit]
| Name | CR | Speed | Size | Type | Alignment |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5 Foot Rat Cube | 7 | 10 ft. | Medium | beast | unaligned |
| Angry Boss | 8 | 30 ft. | Medium | humanoid | crazy |
| Avacato | 1/4 | 20 ft. | Tiny | plant | chaotic neutral |
| Awakened Rainbow Shrub | 10 | 50 ft., burrow 30 ft., swim 30 ft. | Small | plant | chaotic good |
| Caius Ballad | 30 | 120 ft. | Medium | humanoid | neutral evil |
| Captain Falcon | 5 | 50 ft. | Medium | humanoid | chaotic good |
| Chocolich | 30 | 30 ft. | Medium | undead | lawful evil |
| Cinder | 10 | 60 ft. | Small | beast | chaotic evil |
| Commoner? | 1 | 30 ft. | Medium | humanoid | neutral evil |
| Crab with a Legendary Action | 18 | 40 ft., climb 30 ft., swim 50 ft. | Tiny | beast | unaligned |
| CRT Robot | 5 | 45 ft. | Huge | construct | lawful good |
| Demonic Little Grey Cat | 30 | 40 ft. | Tiny | beast | neutral |
| Doom Flumph | 30 | 30 ft., fly 60 ft. (hover) | Medium | aberration | lawful evil |
| Dungeon Master | 30 | 60 ft. | Medium | humanoid | any non lawful and non good alignment |
| Dunkleosteus (2023) | 2 | 0 ft., swim 30 ft. | Large | beast | unaligned |
| Floating Sunglasses | 0 | 0 ft., fly 60 ft. (hover) | Tiny | construct | unaligned |
| Gawr Gura | 4 | 25 ft., swim 60 ft. | Small | humanoid | neutral good |
| Laser Ape | 5 | 40 ft., climb 40 ft. | Large | monstrosity | chaotic evil |
| Lucas the Spider | 0 | 10 ft. | Tiny | beast | neutral good |
| Lycanthropickle, Variant | 1/8 | 30 ft. (20 ft. in hybrid form; 0 ft. in pickle form) | Medium | plant | neutral evil |
| Mary Sue | 30 | 120 ft., climb 100 ft., swim 100 ft. | Medium | humanoid | neutral good |
| Meta-gaming Pigeon | 27 | 15 ft., fly 50 ft. | Tiny | monstrosity | chaotic neutral |
| Microwave | 1/2 | 0 ft. | Small | construct | lawful neutral |
| Mr. Bean | 5 | 30 ft. | Medium | humanoid | very funny |
| Mr. Stake | 10 | 25 ft. | Medium | plant | neutral |
| Murderer Pigeon | 2 | 5 ft., climb 5 ft., fly 40 ft. | Tiny | beast | chaotic evil |
| Necromanwich | 4 | 0 ft., fly 15 ft. (hover) | Tiny | undead | chaotic evil |
| Neutron Lich | 33 | 30 ft. | Large | undead | chaotic neutral |
| Pepsiman | 9 | 45 ft. | Medium | humanoid | neutral good |
| Pikachu Cultist | 1 | 30 ft. | Medium | humanoid | chaotic good |
| Pink Elephant | 3 | 20 ft., fly 30 ft. (hover) | Medium | fey | chaotic neutral |
| Santa | 5 | 30 ft. | Medium | humanoid | lawful evil |
| Sea Monkey | 1/8 | 20 ft., swim 40 ft. | Small | beast | unaligned |
| Singing Whale | 6 | 0 ft., swim 50 ft. | Gargantuan | beast | neutral good |
| Sir Donald Duck | 4 | 25 ft., swim 20 ft. | Small | humanoid | chaotic neutral |
| Sir Goofy | 2 | 30 ft. | Medium | humanoid | neutral good |
| Skibidi Toilet | 1/2 | 35 ft. | Small | monstrosity | neutral evil |
| Slime Girl | 7 | 25 ft., climb 25 ft. | Medium | ooze | neutral |
| Smokey Bear | 3 | 40 ft., climb 30 ft. | Large | beast | lawful good |
| Snowman | 3 | 40 ft. | Large | monstrosity | chaotic evil |
| Snowman, Variant | 5 | 40 ft. | Medium | construct | neutral |
| Sor'ren Setut, The Golden Merchant | ?? | 10,000 ft all modes. | Medium | Monstrosity | Chaotic Good |
| Soup Man | 5 | 30 ft. | Medium | humanoid | unaligned |
| Spider-Man | 12 | 40 ft., climb 40 ft. | Medium | humanoid | neutral good |
| Suicidal Muffin | 0 | 0 ft., fly 60 ft. (hover) | Tiny | construct | unaligned |
| Taipoe | 0 | 0 foots, forty foots water | Tiny | Abberation | Unaligned |
| Talking Earwig | 0 | 10 ft. | Tiny | beast | chaotic evil |
| The Grinch | 5 | 30 ft. | Medium | humanoid | chaotic evil |
| Thrump | 14 | 30 ft. | Huge | fiend | chaotic evil |
| Ugandan Knuckles | 1/4 | 30 ft. | Medium | monstrosity | chaotic evil |
| What | 1/4 | 20 ft., swim 30 ft. | Medium | monstrosity | unaligned |
Incomplete April Fools Monsters[edit]
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