Talking Earwig (5e Creature)

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Talking Earwig

Tiny beast, chaotic evil Armor Class 15 (natural) Hit Points 1 (1d4 - 1) Speed 10 ft. STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA 2 (-4) 20 (+5) 8 (-1) 10 (+0) 1 (-5) 10 (+0) Damage Vulnerabilities bludgeoning Damage Resistances none Damage Immunities all except bludgeoning Condition Immunities all except sleep and stun Senses passive Perception 5 Languages all Challenge 0 (10 XP) ACTIONS Poke. Melee Weapon Attack: +0 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 1 piercing damage. Sarcasm.Ranged Weapon Attack: +100 to hit, reach 120 ft., one target. Hit: Instant death from hurt feelings.

None can withstand it A talking earwig is possibly the most evil beast in all creation. With scathing wit and impenetrable shell, it easily overpowers armies one by one. And it does it all unseen why nestled in some saps ear.

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