5e April Fools Classes

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5e April Fools Classes

Classes with a more comedic twist.
Name Summary Spellcasting
Anime Girl Parody of school animes. You are an annoying pest, trying to win the heart of your Senpai.
B-Baller Come on and Slam, and Welcome to the Jam!
B-Baller Variant Come on and Slam, and Welcome to the Jam!
Bad A bad class designed to break all the rules in the class construction guideline document. full
Boy Kisser
Bread Chef The Bread Chef is a chef who is ready to take down any opponent in the name of Dough.
Bud Knight YOU'RE THE F***ING BUD KNIGHT
Bud Light Knight, Variant A warrior in service to a kingdom that uses the power of Bud Light to attack their enemies and help their allies.
Copromancer A mage that specializes in the less-than-savory aspects of the material realm. two-thirds
Corpse Just a dead guy
Dad No dungeon is ready to handle the ultimate dad!
Dayman Dayman! Aaah! Fighter of the Nightman! Aaah!
Dentist A practitioner of oral medicine, with several tools at their disposal.
Emperor, the False Archfiend Version Emperor are people that are born to great things.
Explosive Swordsman Just cut and blow everything to pieces
Feat Master
Fire King Masters of defense that protect their allies with nothing more than a shield.
Fist of the North Pole Santa's coming!
Gamer Gamers have strange powers and habitats. They can teleport to places they've already been (as long as they choose to SAVE), they are good at punching things, they can use lazers and they don't get enough sunlight! An adventure is just what they need to look like a human instead of looking like a being of vampiric descent.
Gentleman, 3rd Variant Tip top, my fair lady!
Gimillian Magic but without all the downsides
Gimillian, Variant Magic but without all the downsides
Halfwit A hero empowered by their propensity for mistakes.
Kid Adventurer A child-like adventurer capable of fighting against magical entities with only a sword
Mary Sue half
Meta Gamer full
Multiattacker A class that attacks multiple times per turn
Muscle Wizard A martial mage who has taken the monk's study of the fist and enhanced it with arcane energy. Think Saitama or Major Armstrong. half
Peasant A lowly peasant of no worth who, despite that, is out to get stuff done and solve some problems. Because sometimes you just need to take matters into your own hands.
Protagonist What's more to say than "main character"? half
Rock God As a Rock God,you gain access to these class features
Rugger A rough and tumble fighter with a strong team spirit
Sans, Variant A style of combat and utility build upon disregarding natural laws such as gravity, in other words, cheating.
Score Maniac Your ability scores are now 3 times 10 to the 8th power. Congrats.
Score Maniac, 2nd Variant (5e class) Your ability scores are now 3 times 10 to the 8th power. Congrats.
Shitposter Such a heavy joke maker. half
Spoonkinesis Powerful Telekinetic's who only use spoons
Starforger, Variant A levitating otherworldly dragon with a connection to the stars
Stockbroker Read the name of the class again. Right? yeah. You really shouldn't pick this one.
Tentacle Summoner Summon tentacles from beyond the planes! half
Twink
Umbrella Meister A more sophisticated way of fighting
Umbrella Warrior A half-brawler, half-spellcaster with some support features and an increasingly beat-up umbrella. half
Waifu All of the best Waifus in one place! (kind of...)
Weeb Powerful weebs who were loved by waifus use ki to become as powerful as the sinful anime they enjoy.

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