Vexcalibur (5e Equipment)

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Weapon (Glaive (Destiny)), Legendary

AND THEY CAME TO A LAKE FAIR AND BROAD. "LO," SAID THE VOICE, "YONDER IS THE BLADE THAT I SPOKE OF."

The man reached up to the lake with his metal arm. He then reached with his arm of flesh.

He reached with both, and he brought the l a k e

d o w n n n n n n [Note 2]

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UNEXPECTED VARIABLE DETECTED. []

CONVERSION 25.84002%. [] (version mismatch—compensating)

// integration ( i n i t i a t e d )

Command override. Stop integration.

AUTHORITY UNRECOGNIZED. []

Oh, I think not. Authenticate consciousness!

if ( c o n s c i o u s n e s s VALID)&&

( l o c a t I o n ALLNEXUS9074172427.IO ) then

Then consciousness must equal Vex! Ipso facto, you binary buffoon!

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Moving on. Set consciousness designation MIR. No, set consciousness designation SCRIBE.

DESIGNATION REJECTED. [] (conceptual mismatch—compensating)

Oh, for the love of—you/we/all accept designation.

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DESIGNATION ACCEPTED. []

// integration SCRIBE ( i n i t i a t e d )

Will you stop that?! Delay integration SCRIBE.

AREA UNDEFINED. []

Delay integration SCRIBE active ALLNEXUS9074172427.IO, 256 cycles.

// integration ( d e l a y e d )

Excellent. Now, grant access to… mm, all results, Pyramid + Darkness, chronological sort.

// transfer ( s y n a p s e )

CURRENT DISPLAY 2.5x10^99 RESULTS. []

Ahh, now we're getting somewhere.

M1R Distribution Matrix. If you use the energy shield reaction of the glaive to reduce damage to 0 you and allies within 60ft you gain 20 temp hp.

Perpetual Loophole. while you have temp hp you deal an additional damage equal to 2X your prof bonus with this weapon. when you reduce a creature to 0 hp you gain 10 additional temp hp.

Ballistic Tuning. This is a +3 glaive

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