Human (Payday Supplement)

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"Average Joe" "sucker" and "piece of shit" are all synonyms. Some people are born one in a million, but you're like a million in one. The average of a million uninteresting schmoes in one. You've long since stopped caring about being special. There's more to life than what you're born with, and you're ready to use your skills to make your fortune.

Physical Description[edit]

Tall, short, wide or scrawny. Fat or young. Doesn't matter. Crime doesn't discriminate, and bullets won't ask first.


Your RAP sheet is the only place where you should concern yourself with "History".


The biggest bunch of scum-fuck liars there is. It's like a bucket of crabs, if the bucket was infinitely tall, and had an infinite amount of crabs in it. And all the crabs hated and shot each other every damn chance they got.

Not like you're a saint yourself.

Human Names[edit]

You wear your name with pride. But if anybody were to honestly ask, you don't much care for it.

Male: Chains, Jimmy, Pablo, Martigra, Dallas, Potemkin, Houston, John.

Female: Clover, Jezebel, Daphne, Sydney, Elizabeth, Bonnie, Jane, Eve.

Human Traits[edit]

They ain't nothing special, but they got a trick or two up their sleeve.
Ability Score Increase. One ability score of your choice increases by 2. Another ability score of your choice increases by one.
Age. Humans are said to mature in their late teens, though you were plenty grown up before that. They're also said to die at about 80, and you're sure you'll be plenty dead by then.
Alignment. We all have stories we tell ourselves. Humans can have any alignment, and don't intrinsically tend towards any one.
Size. You're probably somewhere between 5 and 6 feet. Your size is Medium.
Speed. Your base walking speed is 30 feet.
A hobby. We all got something we do in our spare time. Maybe we even tell it to our friends. Maybe we even dream we can make a job out of it. Maybe. Maybe once this is all over you'll give it a shot. You gain proficiency in one skill
A few tricks. You don't live for long out here without learning a thing or two. Call it the wonders of society. You gain one feat of your choice.
Languages. You were born here, and maybe you listened enough in school to know something else. Or maybe you just flew over, and you can barely speak coherently. Whatever the case, you know English, and one other language of your choice.

Random Height and Weight[edit]

4′ 5'' +3d10 80 lb. × (3d4) lb.

*Height = base height + height modifier
**Weight = base weight + (height modifier × weight modifier)

Suggested Characteristics[edit]

We all got little stories in our head. We roll 'em round there all our lives, until we get sick of 'em. Some of us need 'em to get by, some just laugh them off. Some get consumed by theirs. So what's yours like?

d8 Personality Trait
1 We'll do it live: I don't really care how 'air-tight' a plan is. Doesn't matter much when shit hits the fan.
2 My God: I always talk in a bored, sarcastic accent. I couldn't stop even if I tried. And I'd love to try, trust me.
3 Calm down!: Whenever anything happens, I'm who people turn to. Not because I'm smart, I just raise my voice first.
4 No payment, no job: People won't become your friends just because you do them a favor or two. I'm here to get paid.
5 Don't give two shits: I'll rob a bank in my bathsuit if that's what I'm comfortable in.
6 I love y'all: I don't care if we're just coworkers, all these guys are my family. I'll go through thick and thin for 'em.
7 I'm a damn fool: I regret choosing this job whenever bullets aren't flying
8 Just shoot me: I became a criminal to end it all. I'm honestly surprised I got this far.
d6 Ideal
1 Equity: All this money should be going to people who need it. (Good)
2 Equality: We're all born red, white, and blue. So I deserve it as much as you. (Neutral)
3 Comeuppance: You didn't get where you are honestly, so laws shouldn't protect you. (Evil)
4 Respect: Hit fast and be efficient. Only way you'll get recognized around here. (Lawful)
5 Money: I just want to get paid, man. (Any)
6 Justice: Laws only exist to keep the rich in power. We're here to change that. (Chaotic)
d6 Bond
1 I can't let my family know what I do for a living.
2 I need the money to repay a debt.
3 I was once a cop, and I hesitate when I pull the trigger.
4 I was a big fan of everyone else before I joined.
5 If someone dares to touch my pet, all hell will break loose.
6 I still have an old life, and it calls me away from robberies.
d6 Flaw
1 Fate: Maybe the mask is my real face.
2 Violence: Anyone trying to be smart with me gets fucking punched.
3 Attention: I love the sound of my own voice. Even when I'm supposed to be quiet, or wearing a mask, or anytime really.
4 Psychopath: . . .
5 Flashbacks: When the washing machine starts it sounds like I'm being shot at.
6 Addiction: If I don't get what I crave, I can't even hold the gun straight

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