The Fried Chickenizer 9 tredecillion (5e Equipment)

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Weapon (Bazooka), Artifact It is a large hand held device that has a number of switches that appear to do something but in reality the only thing that does something is the trigger labeled Fryer On. The device is cylindrical and about 4 feet long (1.219200 m long) and 4 inches in diameter (10.16 cm in diameter). Written on the side of this weapon is The Fried Chickenizer 9 tredecillion. Frying: It can turn any creature gargantuan or smaller into an amount of Fried Chicken equivalent to the creature's previous weight. ammo requires a chicken egg to be loaded into the Gun. The creature gets a DC 18 WIS saving throw if it fails it is turned into Fried Chicken, on a successful save the creature take 20d6 fire damage. If used on an inanimate non magical object it does not get a save and the maximum size is 4000 ft3 (113.3 m3). If it is the creature or object you are using it on are bigger then the maximum size then a 4000 ft3 (113.3 m3) cubic volume of the creature/object will just be turned into Fried Chicken. The Fried Chicken is always a similar texture to KFC but the taste can very wildly depending how big the creature/object is, how dense the creature/object is, and whether it is organic mater or inorganic matter. The creature/object retains its consciousness, if it had one, but is unable to move or see but it can feel physical contact. The consciousness is split between each piece of Fried Chicken created. The Fried Chicken can be eaten with no ill effects to regain 3d8+6 Hit points for each piece of fried chicken consumed. [Note: might hear the screams of the creature turned into chicken may {referring to a d% roll of 45%} cause 2d10+8 psychic damage as a result] A roll on d% of 45% or less will result in the damage.

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