Talk:Half-Mimic (4e Race)
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You can't beat me, Green Dragon. I thought you had accepted that. For years you have battled my inevitable victory over the Half Mimic wiki page, but it is useless. It's time to move on. Female half mimics have treasure chest names and are born from adventurers having sex with treasure chests. nothing you do can stop this
I have now redone this whole race
so have I
Me too. Marasmusine 03:57, 2 February 2012 (MST)
They like seafood[edit]
All half-mimics appear to have prominent mussels, irrespective of their strength. This little typo made me laugh...a lot.-- Irykyl 07:16, 10 April 2012 (MDT)
Can we just...[edit]
Can I just slap a April fools tag on this? I know it's already super silly (and mildly inappropriate) but this will let me ignore the minor imbalances as well rather than having to start another... war that has appeared to have already happened... --Aitharious (talk) 22:46, 23 July 2016 (MDT)
actually, it's super appropriate. Unlike, say, half-orcs, the love between an adventurer and a treasure chest is entirely consensual, a beautiful union between a man and an especially erotic type of furniture. also no you may not tag it as an april fools joke. Half Mimics are 100% fully canon.
