Talk:Chain Bikini Chick (3.5e Feat)

Questions

Does this carry over to other races? So, for example, would an orc be affected by a human? What about animals (creatures with less than 5 int), does it affect them? Finally does one also get bonus to both extreme hot and extreme cold or just one of the two? --Green Dragon 10:35, 12 June 2007 (MDT)

Bonus is for both cold and heat. And I thought animal intelligence was 1 or 2. The most stupid humans have Int 3. --Mkill 21:27, 14 June 2007 (MDT)

Yes, I believe animal intelligence is less than 3. And, since we're having a (somewhat) serious discussion about a feat that is clearly meant as a joke, I think that the prerequisites for the feat should include that the female taking the feat has an intelligence of less than 11, since we all know that the smarter a woman is, the less likely she is to be sexy (there are exceptions, however). --Skwyd 10:35, 15 June 2007 (MDT)

Okay... I will put this feat under Category:April Fools. --Green Dragon 10:36, 15 June 2007 (MDT)

Sexual Orientation

Are the effects dependent on the sex, as you put it, or on the sexual orientation, as I feel it should be? For example, say that a female character is homosexual, would it apply? — Blue Dragon (talk) 13:08, 14 June 2007 (MDT)

Uhh, Chain Bikini Lesbians :P Can't answer that question, my mind is distracted. --Mkill 21:27, 14 June 2007 (MDT)

I can't let a Lesbian comment go by without commenting. I'm with Mkill on this... --Skwyd 10:35, 15 June 2007 (MDT)

Reminds me

This reminds me, some 3.0 3rd party book of feats (I think it was AEG's Feat book) had a section dedicated to joke feats. One of them was "Leather babe" which gave you +1 AC for the coolness of any leather armor. and +1 charisma in same.--Gruegirl 14:59, 14 October 2007 (MDT)

Notes

Dear Friend,

Firstly I have to say haspinallah to this feat. Then I just can assure you that no living being with sufficient intellect knows what hostility is. In the D&D official material we can see that any diplomacy or equivalent check against a hostile being is made at -20. I cannot think of any beauty provided that it is not supernatural as some creatures have, no stunning beauty can affect any being's hostility and discipline at fighting. If it comes to a fight things are more complicated than thinking about some chain bikini on a hottie. Even if we assume that this could work ignoring the basics of focusing and combat, this chick must wear the chain bikini always and such a way that this chain bikini of our hottie can be seen by any other. In this case this behavior would work as a trouble magnet causing this character to be raped once in a while.

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I think you missed the point; it's a joke, it doesn't have to make sense. --Sam Kay 11:16, 5 January 2009 (MST)

FURTHER MORE, CHAIN MIGHT CHAFE THE NIPPLES. --TK-Squared 12:36, 5 January 2009 (MST)

Chafe? Cold chain mail leads to nipples that could cut glass, which in turn leads to the pinching, not the chafing. You need to get out more if that isn't obvious. Jota 21:00, 7 January 2009 (MST)