Stat Stick (5e Equipment)

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Rod, Legendary (Any player may attune this item.) When a creature, player, or construct touches the Stat Stick, their max HP increases by 9,875,476d100, and their Strength, Dexterity, Constitution, Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma modifiers each increase by 4,674,980. The movement speed of a creature wielding a Stat Stick increases by 7,956,234ft. The Stat Stick can also function as a Bag of Holding which contains 50,000,000 Platinum Pieces and every weapon and piece of armor in classic 5e. A creature wielding the Stat Stick gains proficiency in every skill, and gains expertise if they are already proficient. Wielding the Stat Stick allows a player of any class to cast any spell at any time, without somatic, verbal, or material components. Holding a Stat Stick gives you proficiency with every weapon, armor, and applicable equipment types. Also, touching a Stat Stick gives you Terminal Brain Cancer which cannot be cured by any means.

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