Potion of Speeeeeeeeeed (5e Equipment)
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Potion, Legendarily Hilarious
I came up with this on a whim while making my Permanent Potions when I misspelled the word speed.
When you drink this potion, you gain the effects of the haste spell for 1 minute, but twice as powerful as normal. This means your speed is quadrupled, you gain a +4 bonus to your AC, and gain 2 additional actions each turn based on the actions the spell gives you. While you are under these effects, you are extraordinarily excited, and are incapable of speaking at a normal pace. You feel great! Like you're on top of the WORLD!!! This feeling won't last. After the minute of this empowering effect has passed, you instantly feel super tired, passing out on your feet and remaining unconscious for 1 hour, or until someone uses their action to shake you awake or you take damage. If awoken before this hour has passed, you gain an exhaustion point unless you refuse to get up.