Lisa Lisa (5e Equipment)

A pillar man, Kars, playing the Lisa Lisa smugly.

It is a 5"9' woman named Lisa Lisa, perfect for any jamming session.

Lisa Lisa is a lot like a rock guitar or lute, but you make the guitar sounds instead. This is done by holding her up and stroking her legs, while making the guitar noises. I don't care what anyone says, saying Lisa Lisa would be heavy and difficult to lug around is basically just calling her fat. You can also hit people with her for the damage of a club.

	April Fools!This content is not designed for use in regular games, and may affect overall balance and gameplay. Take caution when using this material.

Cost: 420gp
Weight: 163lbs

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