Deck of Ok Occurrences (5e Equipment)
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Wondrous Item, rare (none required)
The Deck of Ok Occurrences looks like a deck of regular playing cards, but infused with the magic of mild successes and inconveniences.
2. King of Diamonds - You gain 10 EXP
3. Queen of Diamonds - You find a llama
4. Jack of Diamonds - You are now the enemy of an Awakened Shrub. It will cease following you only by death.
5. Two of Diamonds - You can reroll one roll. This card must be used on your next roll.
6. Ace of Hearts - You lose 10 EXP
7. King of Hearts - You tell a mildly funny joke
8. Queen of Hearts - A nonmagical weapon you are proficient with appears in your hands.
9. Jack of Hearts - You can cast Minor Wish one time. This must be used in the period of one day or the card loses its magic.
10. Two of Hearts - You gain the service of a 1st-level Fighter for 10 minutes. You control this creature to every extent except asking it to die.
11. Ace of Clubs - 10 gp disappear from your pocket.
12. King of Clubs - One ability score increases by 1 for ten minutes, DM's choice.
13. Queen of Clubs - You gain 20 EXP.
14. Jack of Clubs - You can ask a question (to the DM) and receive a vague answer, not really saying yes, but not really saying no. You can use this card within one year.
15. Two of Clubs - You become incredibly hungry for 10 minutes, eating everything in sight, even if it is not eatable.
16. Ace of Spades - You stutter your words for 5 minutes.
17. King of Spades - Your toast lands butter side up.
18. Queen of Spades - You lose 20 EXP.
19. Jack of Spades - You see a pretty butterfly. You are filled with happiness for 5 minutes. This can be disrupted by taking damage, someone shaking you, etc.
20. Two of Spades - You have clammy hands for 10 minutes. Disadvantage on Charisma checks relating to shaking hands, etc.
21. Joker (witout TM) - You pick a rose without being pricked.
22. Joker (with TM) - Your pants are slightly too loose for 10 minutes.