User:Hauptmann Burner (5e Creature)
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medium humanoid (Lamia, Variant), chaotic good
Saving Throws Str +9, Dex +7, Con +8, Int +9, Wis +7, Cha +10
Legendary Retardance (3/Day). If Hauptmann succeeds a saving throw, he can choose to fail instead.
Snake Body. Hauptmann's lower half can be used as a weapon dealing 1d6 + str. As a bonus action, he can also grapple the creature he is attacking while using an unarmed attack.
Bard Bullshit. Using his magical "sweet maiden voice" he can call out to unwitting humanoids within 60 feet of him, making them roll a DC 8 wisdom saving throw. If failed, they become charmed. Charmed victims are incapacitated. While charmed it does not avoid opportunity attacks, but whenever it takes damage it makes another saving throw.
Space Ripper Stingy Eyes. Ranged Weapon Attack: +12 to hit, range 30 ft./60 ft. with disadvantage, one target. Hit: 20 (2d8 + 7) necrotic damage.
Gender Bender Offender. Hauptmann claims to be a dude and will vehemently continue his claim, even though his race has it be biologically impossible. Does he actually have a junk? Does he actually have boobs? Is he lying about the whole thing? Is the he a she? This confuses, frustrates, angers, and disorients people enough that it leaves them dazed and confused. The affected creatures within earshot have to make a DC 16 Intelligence check or roll disadvantage on all attack and damage rolls until the end of each affected creature's second round.
Anti Furry. For some ungodly reason, every time a PC goes a furry race they find some bull crap excuse at some point to attack him, even if there is barely any reason. Thus if there is a creature having over 50% of its body covered in fur it deals an additional 1d4 on each attack to Hauptmann.
What Does Lolis Have to do With This? As a bonus action: If a humanoid can hear Hauptmann asking this question, they must make a DC 12 Wisdom save to avoid taking 3d4 psychic damage. If they fail they also lose a turn.
Athletic Sportsman (1/Day). At any point per day, Hauptmann Burner can double his strength and constitution stat. This lasts for an hour, but will last for two hours if he engages in combat while it is active.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYY? Hauptmann lets forth a confused question, apparently not even understanding the full extent of his abilities. If he has used three abilities instead of his base three attacks he gains an additional 1d3 + constitution for his next attack. Why 1d3? He does not know. Why constitution? He's really confused. It's taking his best to keep it together, thus necessitating constitution.
No You! If a creature attempts to make a surprise or sneak attack with a melee weapon against Hauptmann, he makes a counter attack with his Snake Body feature.
The Hauptmann Burner can take 3 legendary actions, choosing from the options below. Only one legendary action option can be used at a time and only at the end of another creature's turn. The Hauptmann Burner regains spent legendary actions at the start of its turn.
Run. Hauptmann moves up to his speed without provoking opportunity attacks, at the cost of losing 1 dex modifier at his next dex roll.
Apparently I am a Vampire. Hauptmann makes use of Vampiric Thralls.
Why Not at this Point? Hauptmann makes use of Blood Sucking.