Meateor (5e Spell)

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Meateor

9th-level Evocation
Casting time:	1 action
Range:	1 mile
Components:	V, S, M (a piece of foreskin)
Duration:	Instantaneous

Penis Storm Source

Enormous and erect phalluses the size of meteors fall from the sky and plummet to the ground at six different points you can see within range. Each creature in a 40-foot-radius sphere centered on each point you choose takes 20d6 bludgeoning damage. The sphere spreads around corners. A creature in the area of more than one phallus impact is affected only once.

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