Let Him Cook (5e Feat)
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Let Him Cook
Prerequisites: Intelligence 17 or higher, proficiency in Cook's Utensils
Yall's just gotta.. LET HIM COOK!! When you let him cook, you gain the following benefits:
- Your Intelligence score increases by 1, to a maximum of 20.
- If anyone rolls a natural 20, you can target them and shout "Hol up, dawg. Let him cook." as an action. Once you do, the targeted person has advantage on all checks and saving throws, and everyone against them has disadvantage on their checks and saving throws for a minute. This may only be used once a month.
- If you take this feat twice, you learn how to lock in yourself, shouting "I'm lockin' in, chat!" as an action. You then gain expertise in one skill, and may roll 3 d20s, picking the best of the three. If you roll a 14 or less on your check, you treat it as if it was a 15. Everyone that can see you is charmed of you, and this has no bounds. For example, if you lock in whilst atop Mount Celestia, someone in the deepest layer of the Abyss watching you would be charmed. You may use this once per three months.
- If you invest 100 feats, 20 epic boons, and 5 mythic ascensions into this feat, you intertwine the two legendary arts of cooking and locking in to create one of the most grandiose achievement known to exist. As an action, you yell at the top of your lungs, piercing the atmosphere, and shout "LET. HIM. COOK!!!" Your voice deepens as if you mentioned the Mother's Chili, but on a very, very different scale of deep. You use a d100 for the task you are doing, have a +3 bonus on the task, and gain proficiency in any tools you are currently using. If you roll a 59 or lower on your roll, treat it as a 60. You gain expertise, roll 4 d100s, picking the best result of the four, and everyone watching is completely astonished, becoming paralyzed in awe for a week, and the session ends due to the DM not being able to describe the pure awesome of your actions. As a result, your body and soul are shattered and turned into pure nothingness, similar to a sphere of annihilation. You may not be revived, not even if Logos somehow was modified into 5th edition and casted a 30000th level True Resurrection on you, and not even the DM themself can revive you.
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