Barrok (3.5e Deity)
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|Symbol:||Sword through cheese.|
|Clergy Alignments:||Equal, or Evil|
|Domains:||Cheese, Sun, Wind, Towers.|
|Favored Weapon:||Barrok's sword of decapitation.|
Barrok is the deity of cheese. Barrok has been around since the dawn of man, and cheese.
Barrok encourages the use of cheese (WTF) to solve problems. When Barrok is bored, he drowns spiders in whey. Barrok can summon those who he thinks are worthy, he places them on an altar made of pure sharp cheese, and give them cider, immortality or a bag of bunions.
Clergy and Temples
Every clergyman must know vast amounts of information about cheese. As well as the proper way to make, preserve and eat cheese. Each year around October, Barrok's disciples offer him all the cheese that can be gathered in a 3mile radius of their place of birth.