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Meh. Info about me? Well im a gamer and a DMer. When i game, i use a Duskblade (I love that class) in 3.5 and in 4e i have 2 campaigns, one which each player has two characters. In all I play a Melee Elf Ranger named Valna , a Tiefling Warlord named Despair, and a Human Dvampyr Avenger named Cassie
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