User:Azazel

So a Kuo-Toa Ranger walks into a tavern with a medium size class toad. He goes up to the bar with the toad and orders some mead. The Druid next to him looks over and says "Nice animal companion"

The Kuo-Toa turns and says "Hey watch it buddy, that's my wife you're talkin' about there!"

(Worse yet:)

So a Minotaur Ranger walks into a bar with a cow...

Azazel 13:44, 2 December 2010 (MST)