Toilet Seat (3.5e Equipment)

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Kohler Elongated Artful Front Closed Toilet Seat by ShopDPO.com, on Flickr

Toilet Seat

Simple Two-Handed Critical: ×2 Range Increment: — Type: Bludgeoning Hardness: 5
Size	Cost1	Damage	Weight1	hp
Fine	*	1	*	1
Diminutive	*	1d2	*	1
Tiny	*	1d3	*	1
Small	1 gp	1d4	1 lb.	2
Medium	1 gp	1d6	2 lb.	5
Large	1 gp	1d8	4 lb.	10
Huge	*	2d6	*	20
Gargantuan	*	3d6	*	40
Colossal	*	4d6	*	80
The SRD only gives a means to determine costs and weights of weapons for Large and Small versions based on the Medium weapons. Any other supplied values are the author's best determination.

This seat is made either of plastic, hard-wood or in some cases ceramic material. Although never intended to see life as a weapon, it has commendable damage potential in the hands of someone crazy enough to violate a toilet and beat someone to death with it. A toilet seat is an improvised weapon.

You can use a toilet seat to make trip attacks. If you are tripped during your own trip attempt, you may drop the toilet seat to avoid being tripped.

Special: Caution. May not be clean.

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