The Cookie Universe (5e Subclass)
The Cookie Universe[edit]
Warlock Subclass
You learned the techniques and practices that Great Old One warlocks regularly use, but employ them in a quite unusual context: To draw power from an entire universe overfilled with endlessly growing exotic-cookie-matter from deep in the far realm! The power contained within is so great that the singular universe has swollen to larger than some multiverses, straining the rules of reality! And without a sentient creature in control of this power to boss you around, this sure seems like a sweet deal. Perhaps even... too sweet?
Expanded Spell List[edit]
Pulling power from the cookie universe lets you choose from an expanded list of spells. The following spells are added to the warlock spell list for you.
| Spell Level | Spells |
|---|---|
| 1st | goodberry, hideous laughter |
| 2nd | aid, enlarge/reduce |
| 3rd | create food and water, haste |
| 4th | Gravity sinkhole, wall of fire |
| 5th | teleportation circle, transmute rock |
Additionally, the gastronomic power you draw upon warps all of your warlock spells, causing various changes. Goodberry creates goodberry-flavored cookies, create food and water creates cookies and milk that taste normal, haste tastes like a sugar rush, and so on. This isn't limited to the expanded spell list, even harmful spells like eldritch blast are visibly altered in this manner. Finally, if you learn goodberry, you can make up to 13 goodberry cookies with the spell, instead of 10.
Fresh Flavor[edit]
At 1st level, you learn the {5e|Prestidigitation}} cantrip. It doesn't count against the number of warlock cantrips you know. When you create a trinket with the spell, you can make a cookie that lasts up to a minute. A creature can eat the cookie as a bonus action. If the entire cookie is eaten before it would disappear, it doesn't vanish, and you gain temporary hit points equal to your proficiency bonus. If the cookie remains uneaten, it teleports into your stomach when it vanishes, and you take 1 bludgeoning damage from the impact.
Doughy Form[edit]
Starting at 1st level, you've learned how to pull forth and animate raw cookie dough from the Cookie Universe. As an action, you can use this matter to reinforce your biology. You gain the following benefits:
- You gain a bonus to your AC and Constitution saving throws. This bonus equals your Charisma modifier.
- You can breathe in any environment, and are unaffected by spells and effects that require you to breathe to harm you.
- You can cast a cantrip that doesn't deal damage as a bonus action. The cantrip's effect manifests from chunks of the dough enveloping you.
These benefits last for 1 minute. You can manifest this form a number of times equal to your proficiency bonus, and regain expended uses when you finish a long rest. If you later gain the Pact of the Tome feature, you can cast any cantrip that deals fire damage that you learn from the Book of Shadows as a bonus action while in Doughy form.
Oven-Baked[edit]
At 6th level, you learn the scorching ray spell. It counts as a warlock spell for you, but doesn't count against the number of warlock spells you know. Additionally, if you have or learn any invocations that allow you alter the properties of Eldritch Blast, they also alter Scorching Ray in the same manner.
Monstrous Cookie Dough[edit]
At level 10, your Doughy Form has improved. On its own? While in Doughy Form, you gain the following nutritional, I mean additional effects:
- You are immune to poisons, poison damage, diseases, and the poisoned and petrified conditions.
- Diseases and parasites within your body when you enter Doughy Form are flooded with cookie matter, killing them without harming you.
- You can move through spaces as narrow as 1 inch wide without squeezing.
- When you cast a spell that deals fire damage, you heal a number of hit points equal to your Constitution modifier (Minimum 1). If this healing would exceed your maximum hit points, your maximum hit points increase by the remaining amount, though only until the form ends.
Chocolate Arcanum[edit]
At level 14, you feel a noticeable pressure in your abdomen as a sticky, doughy portal to the Cookie Universe hides away in your body. You begin to permanently smell like fresh cookies. You learn the mordenkainen's magnificent mansion spell and can cast it once without spending a spellslot and without the material components. You must finish a long rest before you can cast it again through this feature. The food contained within the mansion is all cookies and milk, and can be brought outside of the mansion without vanishing. Cookies and milk left uneaten outside the mansion demanifest when the spell ends.
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