Talk:Fertilizer (3.5e Equipment)

Poop

Ok, I think Dandwiki officially has enough poop jokes. Thank you. --Badger 22:56, 2 June 2010 (UTC)

Not a joke. This was a legit use. It's just really, really, REALLY gross. I can understand not wanting to use it if you're a 'Nam veteran, since the VC's invented this trick. But, in a d20 Modern setting, this might actually be factored in for someone trying to create a scary feeling of nostalgia. I just happen to not PLAY d20 Modern, so this is what I came up with. PokeDM 00:20, 3 June 2010 (UTC)

It's not like my "attempting to be funny but failing" feat, where you crap in your hand and blind someone. This one's more of a "History I could have lived without knowing" thing.

Yeah I'm not sure there's any way this could be taken seriously, historical or not. I mean, I can see maybe where it might be used in a campaign, but since the only purpose is as a vector to spread filth fever, I wonder if it's useful.

And yeah, we do seem to have a lot of crap around here. In more ways than one. JazzMan 02:12, 3 June 2010 (UTC)

Maybe if we didn't call it feces. Make it an alchemical substance you can buy at a store for cheap? 5 gp can cover 1 blade or 50 arrows/bolts? While I do understand that it has historical roots, there is no need for it to be actual poop in DnD. --Badger 04:36, 3 June 2010 (UTC)

Fertilizer, maybe? Fertilizer was made with feces back in ye olden times, so I could always move this article to that page, add in a few details, and now it's a great euphemism, and we could even start using this as a multi-purpose item. Yeah, that's what I'm going to do. PokeDM 11:47, 3 June 2010 (UTC)

And there we go! Does this seem like a better idea? PokeDM 12:05, 3 June 2010 (UTC)