Monkey (5e Creature)
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Tiny beast, unaligned
Poop Throw. Range Attack: +2 to hit, reach 15 ft., one target. Hit:1 bludgeoning damage.
Bite. Melee Weapon Attack: +4 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 1 piercing damage.
Monkeys generally flee into the safety of the trees or rooftops when threatened, but can be very friendly if not threatened. Friendly monkeys will dress in fine attire and preform in magic shows with talented magicians. Some trained monkeys can carry a cup and jingle it around to gather coins from passing onlookers of street magicians. When monkeys get upset they poop in their hand and hurl it at anyone but their magician masters.