Grog of Substantial Whimsy (3.5e Equipment)

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Grog of Substantial Whimsy: Brewed from the talents of the finest senile wizards, the magic of chaotic absurdity now comes to the player at such a low price! It's mainly a tool used for adding quirks and perks to give the player's characters a little more character!

The goal was to make magical effects that neither help or improve the PC, nor majorly stunt the player's ability to play.

Each grog can at max have 4 effects. If the PC gets the same effect, the effect is canceled. PC cannot have the same effect twice in each individual grog.

Effects are considered curses and are affected by the spell Remove Curse.

CL <!-Caster level for creation-->; ; Market Price: 30 gp

Grog of Substantial Whimsy

D1000	Effects
1	PC suddenly remembers that they've been lying about who they are the whole time, and are actually someone else entirely.
2	PC becomes a reusable spell component. (any semi-competent mage will be able to notice this)
3	PC can Wish the death of one being, but will also die.
4	PC can access their brain by unscrewing the top of their skull.
5	PC's mouth lets out light, illuminating 5 ft. in front of the PC whenever it's open.
6	PC is unknowingly inducted into a secret society.
7	PC can speak with domestic fowl, but they tend to lie to the PC.
8	PC sees dead people who bother them a lot.
9	The PC, and the PC’s party learns the 5 minute ritual to summon the PC. (Just a pentagram, nothing fancy)
10	Roll again, effect behaves like an STD.
11	PC can summon a demon, but only has a 10% chance of controlling it. (Demons notoriously hate anyone who summons them)
12	PC can resurrect another creature once per year.
13	The tip of the PC's thumb can be lit harmlessly like a candle.
14	PC becomes a dragon in a human form with the same stats as they had before, but has forgotten how to polymorph.
15	Roll again, the effect is twice as strong. (Twice as fast, twice as much, etc.)
16	PC can concentrate to have background music play for them. (DC 15) concentration, 1d20 rounds.
17	PC thinks magic is actually impossible, and won't accept it. Refers to it as "witchcraft" and "nonsense"
18	PC loses 1d2 feet in height, their clothes & armor amazingly still fit.
19	PC is now much more comfortable around the (un)dead than the living.
20	Any casted magic that affects the PC causes them to be soaked in lamp oil.
21	The next sword that hits the PC receives a permanent +1 bonus.
22	PC can no longer kill anything.
23	PC’s middle name becomes “Wonder Noodle” and must always say their full name when asked.
24	When PC is angry, their hair erupts into a harmless flame.
25	PC gains a grog addiction, if they don't consume one once per week, they take -1 to all ability scores, increasing by one each day without grog.
26	PC can exist comfortably in harsh environments for 10 minutes/day
27	Every week, the PC must sacrifice an enemy or gain a -1 penalty to all ability scores and saves, increasing by 1 every day that an enemy isn't sacrificed. A special sacrificial dagger appears in the PC's inventory and cannot be used for anything but a killing blow. It is also bound to the PC.
28	At the start of every encounter the PC must succeed a DC 10 Will save or roll for a new alignment.
29	PC’s organs will never fail, even if removed.
30	Roll again, the next living thing the PC touches also receives the affect.
31	PC's dream semi-manifest in reality. (Like warped trees, or obscurely built buildings. At DMs discretion)
32	PC gains Thaumaphilia, an intense fascination with magic.
33	Flowers grow out of the spots where the PC walks.
34	PC seemingly ‘walks on air’ and is permanently 5 inches above all solid surfaces.
35	PC becomes pregnant. Does not matter what sex, if any, the PC is. 01-49% = boy, 50-98% girl, 99-100% other. Will be a clone of the PC & a normal nine month pregnancy. Morning sickness & other symptoms apply as DM sees fit.
36	One of the PC's permanent effects or injuries are cured! If they don't have one, re-roll for one.
37	PC's bones turn to wood, and can live off sunlight. When they go up an age group, they go up a size category as well as receiving the penalties of aging.
38	PC gains wonderful plumage.
39	PC becomes so good at flexing, they will rip through whatever clothing and/or armor they're wearing making it worthless unless they get it repaired.
40	PC’s body becomes an orangutan. (no stat change)
41	PC forgets a random language.
42	PC realizes the meaning of life, but is unable to tell anyone else. They are also hunted by cults (and maybe gods) who want to know.
43	PC sprouts a tree on their head. Extends lifespan x5000. Tree will grow until too heavy for person, enveloping them and taking root. Person will become immobile tree. Retains personality and speech.
44	Lung capacity enlarges harmlessly. Can hold breath for 20 minutes.
45	PC is owed 1 favor by a random god.
46	PC thinks "They" are after them. Whoever "They" are.
47	PC's face has the same properties as catnip. (A cat allergy may be included at DMs discretion)
48	Arcane markings (Explosive Runes) appear on skin permanently, cannot be removed even if the skin is.
49	PC falls madly in love with random party member. DC 25 to get over themselves, can only make save 1/month.
50	PC’s dreams are replaced with visions of drinking a particular drink in a particular tavern.
51	PC becomes aware of how to process opiates and meth.
52	PC's stomach now functions similarly to a bag of holding.
53	When the PC is asleep, their consciousness leaves their body in the shape of their favourite mundane animal to fuddle about.
54	PC's shadow does not do the same thing as the PC. It is the same size, and does not leave no matter what time of day.
55	PC is haunted by nightmares of a lost island that holds extraordinary improbable animals.
56	PC gains an imaginary friend who tells them to kill everyone they meet.
57	PC can bathe in moonlight, and is squeaky clean the morning after.
58	If the PC punches an ally, they forget who the PC is.
59	PC switches ears with the next race they come into contact with. (Ears will shrink/grow proportionally for all involved)
60	The PC becomes either an herbivore or a carnivore. (50% chance of either. Any food of the other kind will induce vomiting)
61	PC can easily climb trees like a cat, or a monkey.
62	PC develops Thaumaphobia, an intense fear of magic.
63	PC can chop non-magical wood with their bare hands.
64	PC's age fluctuates ± 10 years each day.
65	PC's breath is a light flurry of snow.
66	PC cannot exit through the same way they entered.
67	Whenever the PCs rolls a 20 on a 1d20, they are compelled to shout “[PC’s name] strikes again!”
68	PC lays an egg (regardless of sex). (What kind is DMs choice.)
69	PC no longer gives off any indication that they are alive (or undead). Is not detected by detect life or detect undead.
70	PC learns to understand the next language they hear that they don’t currently know.
71	If the PC hears their name, they petrify for 2d4 rounds.
72	PC's presence causes holy symbols to glow red. Including mundane ones.
73	When the PC is teleported, they cannot take any gear (clothing and equipment) with them.
74	When it’s cold, the PC can cut glass with their nipples.
75	PC’s presence makes jumping carp violent.
76	Fireflies swarm the PC at night, and does not gain bonus for hiding in darkness. (No penalties either)
77	PC cannot enter a room without announcing their presence
78	PC remembers the night a wizard plucked them from the pumpkin patch, and turned them into what they are now.
79	PC becomes soluble in rainfall. (Drinking liquids is harmless)
80	PC now owes their life to someone who won’t be born for centuries.
81	PC sprouts a 3 ft prehensile monkey tail.
82	PC cannot perform any action without announcing their name.
83	PC does not age while asleep. Increase lifespan by 1/3.
84	PC teleports 1 mile; stone replica appears in his place.
85	Roll again, the effect is twice as strong. (Twice as long, twice as much, etc.)
86	PC's clothes change randomly when attacked. (Armour is not affected)
87	PC's breath becomes combustible.
88	Last creature killed by PC is reanimated, and hunts the PC.
89	PC becomes aware that at death, they are resurrected with opposite alignment.
90	PC becomes very talented at making whittled spoons.
91	PC realizes that the universe was born in a huge explosion. Is allowed to start religion.
92	PC can juggle anything they can lift.
93	PC becomes addicted to casting the last spell they casted, and really enjoys casting it whenever they get the chance, or an excuse.
94	PC cannot enter a building without being invited.
95	Deludes PC into believing the grog functions as indicated by a second die roll (no save).
96	PC no longer has muscles. (But can do everything without them.)
97	Everyday when the PC enters combat, PC's sweat becomes a minor water elemental. 3d6 rounds, 50% chance of being hostile. Dissipates at midnight.
98	Any liquid consumed now produces the effect of the grog to the PC.
99	PC violently erupts into flames, burning off all of the hair on their body. Any hair that grows back is now fireproof.
100	PC suddenly recalls a past life where they were a destitute beggar who died, with no one to miss them.
101	PC teleports to where they had visited 24 hours ago.
102	PC's touch brings wilting flowers back to life.
103	PC can cast Detect Stupid at will. (doing so might only detect the PC)
104	PC can become a mount.
105	PC becomes a dehydrated water salesmen. (just add water!) (3 sp per can)
106	PC grows cat ears, and gains a dislike of water. PC also likes fish.
107	Whenever the PC is struck with magic, the surrounding 50 ft area shifts as though it were the opposite time of day. (actual time does not change)
108	PC can expel bodily gasses as a free action from the pores of their skin, and conceal themselves within their 5 ft. square. No effect on any adjacent squares.
109	PC can explode at will, reducing HP to 0. Explosion deals 1 point of damage per hit point in a 20 ft. area. Each time reduces max HP by 2 and disintegrates any non magical possessions including armour and weapons.
110	Roll again, effect can be brewed into a magical potion. (Ingredients are DMs choice)
111	Moonlight makes the PC look like a decomposing corpse.
112	PC's sneeze is now a strong gust of wind.
113	To PC, "Something pulls at your heartstrings, you feel as though you need to give the next person you see all of your money."
114	PC's next temporary effect (other than the grog) becomes permanent (and cannot be removed).
115	Roll again, the effect is twice as strong. (Twice as fast, twice as much, etc.)
116	PC sprouts a singing venus fly trap on their shoulder that sings when the PC is happy.
117	If the PC stares at someone, they are unable to look away.
118	PC gains a valve that has a coin slot attached to it. The PC can insert the valve anywhere, deposit the number of gp for a grog, and it will dispense it!
119	Doors that the PC opens sigh.
120	Whenever the PC is affected by any sort of magic, the fabled land-shark learns their current location.
121	PC gains memories of a past life of an insanely powerful epic wizard. Specifically when that epic wizard went to the future to (kill, maim, higher, talk to, have fun with, give an item to, warn, perform an action around, or spite) his future life (the PC) the next day.
122	A women walks up to the PC, and proclaims that she is the PC's wife. (Children at DM's discretion.)
123	Whenever the PC sings, a wave expels out and fills the immediate 10 ft area with blossoming flowers, regardless of the PC's singing ability.
124	PC agrees with everything, even if it doesn't make sense, or is contradictory. PC’s personal beliefs are unaffected.
125	PC gains a grog addiction, if they don't consume one once per week, they take -1 to all ability scores, increasing by one each day without grog.
126	The PC slowly, painlessly, and inconveniently turns to stone from the fingers and toes inwards. 1 limb per minute turn to stone. Can be removed by a remove curse. (Or reversed with a stone to flesh.)
127	The PC suddenly becomes aware of a nearby dragon treasure horde, the only problem is that the dragon knows that the PC knows.
128	PC gains once per day use of a spell equal to Cha modifier. (Use modifier for DC)
129	PC gains another personality that presents itself when the PC sleeps. (roll for alignment of other personality.)
130	Roll again, the next living thing the PC touches also receives the affect.
131	PC becomes a were-farmer.
132	PC grows a beard, 2 ft long, permanent. If it's removed in anyway, it grows back overnight.
133	PC naturally attracts bears, 60% chance of being friendly, but will not fight for him.
134	PC attracts floating animated hands. (Tend to steal possessions and hold them)
135	PC gains a halo, and will be revealed with a detect good spell, regardless of alignment or true nature.
136	PC attracts the undead and it's necromancers, friendly or not. (Usually not)
137	PC becomes an animated object version of themselves. (Takes damage normally)
138	PC suddenly remembers where they had buried their treasure chest full of doubloons.
139	PC realizes the exact location of a particular flower that becomes the PC's newest obsession. (The flower can be magical or not.)
140	PC’s body becomes a medium sized infernal imp. (no stat or alignment change)
141	PC cries at the sight of flying birds, because it's such a beautiful metaphor for their soul.
142	PC loses all sexual characteristics of their race.
143	Whenever the PC is alone, they painfully transform into an strange bird-like thing. The PC instantaneously reverts to normal if another person or creature goes near them or sees them.
144	PC slowly remembers their time at war each night, and is forthcoming about telling old war stories at the campfire.
145	PC’s esophagus can function as a scabbard that wouldn’t prevent movement, eating, talking, or breathing.
146	PC's mouth becomes a set of 4 tentacles 2 ft long.
147	PC has an intense need to narrate his actions/feelings and surroundings.
148	PC can communicate feelings through physical contact.
149	PC becomes a compulsive skinny dipper. Any water they swim in is treated as holy. (or evil, depending on alignment)
150	PC’s dreams are replaced with visions of killing someone they haven’t met yet.
151	PC becomes aware of a mundane object of his choice, and will only ever be comfortable with the object being around.
152	Whenever the PC falls more than 20 ft. they make a 6 foot whole in the ground in the shape of their body when they land. Falling damage applies normally.
153	Whenever the PC hears the laughter of children, they painfully transform into a troll, and revert when they’re struck.
154	PC knows the birthday of anyone they touch.
155	PC is haunted by the ghost of their childhood Saber Toothed Lolrus.
156	Roses replace the PC's hair. They grow at the normal rate of hair, and blossom when in season, giving the PC a temporary +1 to CHA.
157	Any fires set by the PC attract the undead like moths to a flame, whether they're friendly or not. (10% of being friendly)
158	PC grows a hairy tail, 3 ft long. Objects smaller than the PC’s hand can be stored in the tail.
159	PC appears to be an old black and white cartoon.
160	Roll again, and the PC remembers that they’ve had the effect the whole time.
161	PC experiences acute paranoia whenever they hear their name.
162	Whenever someone first strikes the PC, both them and the attacker rotate 180 degrees in the direction they’re facing, and are both considered flat-footed the first time it happens.
163	PC finds a kitten in their pocket. The PC falls instantly in love with the kitten as though under a charm effect, no saves. Anyone who sees the kitten is distracted for 1d4 rounds, even if they've seen the kitten before. Afterwards, they make a DC 13 fortitude save or be distracted for another 1d4 rounds.
164	PC has eyes in the back of their head. Can only use one of their pairs of their eyes at a time.
165	PC apologizes profusely every time they attack and/or kill something. Will otherwise feel the same way about fighting as before the effect.
166	PC gains lycanthropy. (Were-wolf)
167	For the next 1d6 weeks, every time the PC removes any head gear, a large white rabbit appears from underneath it. It is a normal rabbit. 01-50% Male, 51-100% Female. They will mate and produce offspring normally.
168	PC lays an egg (regardless of sex). (What kind is DMs choice.)
169	PC's only mode of transportation is the moon walk.
170	PC learns to understand the next language they hear that they don’t currently know.
171	PC becomes severely prejudice against kobolds.
172	PC gains a birthmark of nobility from a distant or made up country.
173	PC naturally attracts dire animals (DMs choice each time.) 50% of being friendly.
174	PC doesn’t stick to spider’s web. They can attempt to pluck spider’s webs.
175	PC can mesmerize non-magical animals they can see by dancing.
176	PC's mouth no longer opens when they talk, but words and sounds still come out as normal.
177	PC becomes addicted to the last substance they consumed before the grog.
178	PC remembers the night a wizard killed them. It’s a little fuzzy why and how they’re alive now.
179	PC compulsively swears whenever they pay anyone or anything a compliment.
180	PC realizes they’re an escaped slave whose owner is tracking them.
181	PC is transformed into one the last surviving member of an endangered species. (That strangely enough has the exact same characteristics as the race they were beforehand, other than appearance)
182	PC hears 1d4 voices in their head from now on.
183	PC grows another set of arms just beneath their normal ones.
184	PC does not have a reflection.
185	Roll again, the effect is twice as strong. (Twice as long, twice as much, etc.)
186	A hat appears on the PC's head. If it is removed, another hat appears under it. There can never be a point where the PC is not wearing a hat. Each hat can be sold for 3 cp.
187	PC's finger nails dispense magical ink, and can be used to scribe spells with.
188	Roll 1d12, at that time of day, the PC emits a powerful beam of light that has no effect other than alerting absolutely everything that can see it to your presence at that moment.
189	PC gains a D20 of Destiny, which the PC can consult at-will in-game.
190	PC becomes very talented at tomfoolery.
191	PC is able to summon an extra-dimensional kitchen to prepare any type of fancy food they want.
192	PC can balance on anything when they are completely naked. If touched with anything (including rain) the effect is negated.
193	Any object that's less than 1 pound within 10 ft of the PC begins to orbit around them. When the PC moves more than 10 ft away from the original spot of the object, they stop and return to where they were.
194	PC hiccups butterflies. 2d4 butterflies per round for 2d4 rounds when caught flat-footed (or surprised).
195	The PC’s feet cannot smell, and gets occasionally complimented for it regardless of the situation. NPCs are unaware of any compliments they give.
196	PC is able to kill stones with birds.
197	Any food the PC cooks is able to speak.
198	Any liquid consumed now produces the effect of the grog to the PC.
199	PC's brain is bombarded by stupidity. After 1d2 days of recovery, they can tell terrible jokes as a swift action, and causes sentient creatures to make a DC 17 will save or be stuck 1d4/level rounds pondering how dumb it is. Creatures are considered staggered.
200	PC suddenly recalls all of the circus training they received as a circus elephant in a past life.
201	Everytime PC snaps their fingers, a biscuit appears before them. It's a normal biscuit. Max 1d4/lvl biscuits per day.
202	PC grows an afro that can be used as a backpack.
203	PC cannot become non-magically dirty.
204	PC's presence boils any kind of eggs if within 30 ft, no matter what. (stay away from hens)
205	PC's hands and forearms are immune to acid.
206	PC can make a DC 23 will save to grow mustache out of sheer force of will.
207	PC's neck, arms, and legs become incorporeal, but their head, hands, feet and body do not.
208	PC becomes easily mistakable for a regional political revolutionary.
209	PC no longer has weight. Automatically fails bull rush and trip saves. Is otherwise unaffected. (i.e. falling damage, load carried.)
210	Roll again, effect can be synthesized into a poison. (Ingredients are DMs choice)
211	Next profanity used by PC becomes a living, vile entity.
212	PC believes anything shiny can be used as money.
213	PC's skull becomes diamond. (does not affect their ability to live or grow)
214	PC is allergic to magical creatures.
215	Roll again, the effect is twice as strong. (Twice as fast, twice as much, etc.)
216	PC's skin is burned by moonlight. 1d4 dmg/round
217	PC naturally attracts deinonychus' (raptors). 40% chance of being hungry.
218	PC is always right about the best choice for the interior decor of any room.
219	PC cannot be killed with rope.
220	Any casted magic that affects the PC causes an extremely blasphemous tattoo to appear.
221	PC's soul can leave their body and haunt any inanimate objects (weapons, lamps), but is fatigued when they return to their body.
222	PC is nourished by grass instead of food. (All other foods make them vomit.)
223	With exception to the eyes and brain, the PC begins to harmlessly decompose. (Is not undead, no longer eats)
224	PC can shoot any thin elongated object as arrows. PC takes a -4 to attack bonus when using them.
225	PC gains a grog addiction, if they don't consume one once per week, they take -1 to all ability scores, increasing by one each day without grog.
226	PC’s body parts are replaced with fake ones. (PC has an urge to go find their original body)
227	PC can summon the undead. 40% chance of controlling it. Anything summoned disappears at midnight.
228	PC receives a participation trophy, with “You Tried” engraved on it.
229	PC's heart becomes clockwork. It must be wound every 24 hours or else it stops. If it stops, PC's hit points drop to -1, and are restored to full if it's rewound. PC's eyes become removable pearls, retain normal sight.
230	Roll again, the next living thing the PC touches also receives the affect.
231	PC's hair becomes a very large powdered white wig. PC also gains a gavel.
232	PC teleports 1d20 years into the past, in the same spot. The same amount of years later, they walk into the bar and watch themselves disappear.
233	PC enjoys a good game of chess with only mirrors as his opponent.
234	Everyone no longer can take the PC seriously.
235	The only male name the PC is able to pronounce is Gary.
236	PC's touch can drain 1d8 hit points, but is drained the same amount.
237	PC is awake and alert the instant they wake up, regardless of how many hours they slept. Can also never be hungover.
238	PC suddenly remembers they really, REALLY needed to do something, but for the life of them cannot remember what it was.
239	PC now tends to distantly stare at other PC's unmentionables quite blatantly.
240	PC’s body becomes a panda. (no stat change)
241	PC is compelled to devour kobolds on sight.
242	PC constantly sounds like a grandma, using the terms "pooky" and "schnookums" regardless of the situation. PC pinches cheeks too.
243	Once per day, the PC can transform a segment of wall into a door.
244	Within 5 ft of the PC is always 10 degrees colder.
245	PC is now continuously tempted by demons in their sleep.
246	PC will become addicted to the next substance they consume.
247	PC becomes a were-saxophone player.
248	PC gains devil horns, and will be revealed with a detect evil spell, regardless of alignment or true nature.
249	PC gains fangs, but not a bite attack. Meat is more enjoyable now.
250	PC’s dreams are replaced with visions of being a hunted animal running from poachers.
251	PC gains a pet rock familiar.
252	PC can speak with plants once per week. (equivalent to succeeding a Gather Information or Knowledge nature of 15 DC)
253	PC's hands double in size, and can use weapons one size category larger than the PC with no penalties.
254	PC becomes extremely trusting of a random base race.
255	PC learns to brew diet healing potions. (Does not actually heal)
256	PC's backpack disappears, and can just pull out items from behind their back, as long as they can carry it.
257	PC can use and throw vegetables to cast bolts of magic missile. Each vegetable is one bolt. (treated as spell, not thrown object)
258	PC switches eyes with the next creature with eyes they come into contact with. (Eyes will shrink/grow proportionally for all involved)
259	PC grows a second head that has a separate personality.
260	Any meal prepared by the PCs result in a gourmet lobster meal that, although looks delicious, doesn’t taste very good. (Regardless of the ingredients used)
261	PC can not exist any further away than 50 ft. of a random party member.
262	People with magic naturally distrust the PC.
263	PC's bones become unbreakable. But will take damage normally.
264	Whenever the PC receives a critical with a weapon, the weapon breaks. (after taking damage)
265	PC's jaw splits in two, but can talk normally.
266	PC is only seen as a silhouette.
267	Every hour, PC has a 30% chance of falling asleep. PC can be woken up normally, or will otherwise sleep for 8 hours.
268	PC lays an egg (regardless of species). (What kind is DMs choice.)
269	When the PC leaves the ground, they become twice as heavy. (Take twice as much fall damage)
270	PC learns to understand the next language they hear that they don’t currently know.
271	PC's palms and fingers become immune to fire.
272	It rains outdoors whenever the PC is sad.
273	PC can use their index finger, and middle finger as a functional pair of scissors.
274	PC is able to get reliable directions from snails. (They speak very quietly though.)
275	Any number of hands will sprout from the PC’s body as long as there is another hand left to shake, shoulder to pat, etc.
276	If an insect comes in contact with a PC, it's size becomes the same size category of the PC, and it becomes dire.
277	The PC's eyes move together to become one big eye.
278	PC remembers the night a wizard knocked them out, and turned them into a beautiful mermaid. It’s still fuzzy how they got to be what they are now.
279	PC gains a Tortoise mount.
280	PC recently took an inviolable vow but can’t quite remember it. (DMs choice)
281	PC becomes a were-human. (even if they're human, they turn into a different human)
282	PC comes down with a nasty infection from the Solanum disease. (Zombies!)
283	2d8 of PC's teeth turn to gold. Can be sold 2 gp each. (but must yank them out first)
284	PC believes everyone is an imposter of themselves.
285	Roll again, the effect is twice as strong. (Twice as long, twice as much, etc.)
286	Everything in the world becomes aware of who the PC is.
287	PC gains a prehensile tongue that can extend out 5 ft.
288	PC develops an intense fear of trees; they might be treants.
289	PC can run up walls and other flat surfaces, but if they stop or change direction, they will fall.
290	PC has a remarkable knack for teaching monkeys sign language.
291	PC can use their own hands like a musical instrument. (Sounds a bit like a piano)
292	Anything the PC pees on will forcibly align itself to magnetic north.
293	PC will now make up any excuse to fuel their newfound collection of tiny animal figurines.
294	PC can summon doors that when opened, lead to a random plane. They, however, cannot summon the doors when in a plane other than the material plane.
295	At the start of every encounter the PC must declare whether or not they are willing to kill anyone.
296	PC's bones can be played like a xylophone.
297	Relatively shallow bodies of water split in a dry path whenever the PC walks through them.
298	PC enjoys a good meal of brains. They also gain very small memories from the brains they consume, and can make a Knowledge brains check (+10 normal DC) instead of any normal knowledge check.
299	PC's personal space collapses in on itself and implodes around the PC. After 1d3 days of recovery, the PC can no longer be crushed by any circumstance.
300	PC suddenly recalls a past life where they were a wizard’s familiar.
301	PC gives birth to a clutch of (DMs choice).
302	PC can increase the length of any hair by pulling on it.
303	PC becomes the central deity of a religious cult and gains followers. The cult can be based on anything the PC desires, (I.e. adventure, treasure, muffins...etc.)
304	PC is only nourished by alcohol. (All other foods make them vomit. Will become drunk as normal.)
305	PC's belly button can open to a 1 cubic foot pouch of holding.
306	PC's breath is always a visible smoke. (can fill a room over time)
307	PC can spend a full round action to succeed a DC 25 + HD of creature concentration check, to knock out one enemy.
308	PC is invincible to all magic, but only while asleep.
309	PC irrationally hates fungi. (stomps on them when they see them)
310	Roll again, effect can be alchemized into a salve. (Ingredients are DMs choice)
311	PC is knocked prone whenever they hear their name.
312	A doppelganger of the PC is instantly created 5 ft away from them. The creature pays its humble respect and wanders off to see the world.
313	Any shadow puppet the PC makes becomes a harmless living shadow of whatever it was.
314	Whatever the PC says appears in words that float around their head for a little while.
315	Roll again, the effect is twice as strong. (Twice as fast, twice as much, etc.)
316	PC loses 50 lbs.
317	PC can no longer answer a question truthfully.
318	PC will never remember their name.
319	PC’s pockets are now popular hangout spots for pocket gnomes.
320	Any casted magic that affects the PC causes birds to swoop down and groom them. (Like a crocodile)
321	PC's internal organs implode and compress into one super organ. PC looks only like skin and bones now. (is otherwise unaffected.)
322	PC shoots out fireworks (works as dancing lights) whenever they're struck.
323	PC gains a small doom cloud familiar.
324	PC's blood becomes a nutritious snack for anyone lucky enough to taste it.
325	PC gains a grog addiction, if they don't consume one once per week, they take -1 to all ability scores, increasing by one each day without grog.
326	PC will now age backwards. (from how old they are now.)
327	PC can no longer see a random party member
328	PC's hair stands straight up as if electrically charged. It frizzes and discharges electricity. PC's handshake is shocking and static electricity sparks appear on the PC's body now and then. (Harmless, but can get annoying to be around.)
329	PC can’t help but smile and giggle quietly to themselves at the misfortune of others.
330	Roll again, the next living thing the PC touches also receives the affect.
331	PC becomes irrationally prejudice of a random base race.
332	PC and someone who looks exactly like the PC are suddenly aware of each other.
333	During a full moon, the PC is accosted by undead tax collectors until dawn.
334	Whenever the PC witnesses a crime, they are compelled to intervene. (Whether or not it's to bring the criminal to justice is up to them.)
335	Within 5 ft of the PC is always 10 degrees hotter.
336	PC's whistling attracts birds en masse.
337	PC's left palm is considered a holy weapon, while they PC's right palm is considered an unholy weapon.
338	PC finally remembers which one of their teeth was fake, and could be removed and opened to access a modest reserve of highly corrosive acid.
339	PC cannot be killed by holy weapons.
340	PC’s body becomes a kangaroo. (no stat change)
341	PC has a grapevine constantly growing on them.
342	PC’s eyes can function like laser pointers.
343	PC is permanently dressed in a pristine Tuxedo. (Can wear armor over it)
344	PC's blood becomes a flourescent light blue, and glows in the dark.
345	Powerful spirits instruct the PC how to cook nice dinners in their sleep. It never turns out the same way when they try.
346	PC can fly by sticking their thumbs in their armpits and flapping very hard.
347	Everyone who first meets the PC says, “I’m so sorry” in a very concerned tone, although is not aware of saying it.
348	PC is no longer liked, nor hated by anyone. (a reset)
349	PC photographically remembers a map that leads to a questionably powerful artifact, with landmarks that may not exist in this realm.
350	PC’s dreams are replaced with visions of being a wizard on the run from authorities, having discovered a terrible secret.
351	PC's ghost is always viewing the PC's own actions in the third person.
352	PC becomes a very dedicated carnivore. (Enemies look tasty)
353	PC can use brooms to fly. (poor)
354	PC is now affected by magnets. They are not themselves magnetic.
355	Whenever a ranged attack misses the PC, it is considered they caught it with their teeth.
356	Whenever the PC hears their name, they are briefly struck by inexplicable terror.
357	PC can breathe in outer space.
358	Roll a 1d12, at that time every 24 hours (pm), the PC is struck by lightning. (if outside. 1d6 damage to PC, 4d6 damage to anyone within 5ft)
359	PC is able to sit on anyone’s head as long as the head is bald. (PC becomes as light as paper when doing so)
360	PC will have dull pains on their body where ever they have struck killing blows to other creatures that go away after an extended rest. (Splitting headaches for splitting heads, stomach aches for stomach wounds)
361	PC's hair becomes a mohawk that’s as hard as steel.
362	PC's random body part becomes invincible. (Arms, teeth, etc; DMs choice.)
363	PC can only be healthy via cannibalism. (Maybe even a civil one.)
364	PC gets an amoeba familiar. (Will not multiply.)
365	PC evaporates water when they touch it.
366	A permanent image of the PC is left where they are standing right now.
367	PC is afflicted with Porphyric Hemophelia. (Vampirism.)
368	PC lays an egg (regardless of sex). (What kind is DMs choice.)
369	If the PC pours water on the ground, it will become quicksand.
370	PC learns to understand the next language they hear that they don’t currently know.
371	PC sinks in ice as if it was quicksand.
372	Whenever the PC enters a building, gravity immediately reverses orientation for them.
373	PC's teeth become precious gems, and cannot be removed while the PC is alive.
374	PC only cries blood. (Harmless)
375	PC can bring down holy judgement on small spiders.
376	PC does not have to touch objects to pick them up, but they must be in reach.
377	PC can cure any mundane illness they’re afflicted with by taking a bath.
378	PC remembers the night a wizard knocked them out, stole their gold, and forced them to eat their own shoes.
379	PC only bleeds rainbows.
380	PC sprouts a small, flaming wick atop of their head that can’t be put out. It burns brighter when they’re angry.
381	PC constantly hears the playing of a guitar in the distance. (and could be drawn to it)
382	If the PC is planted, they will grow into a tree that bears small fetus fruits that mature into babies of clones of the PC.
383	A random party member becomes infatuated with the PC.
384	PC grows a small leopard-print fuzz on their body.
385	Roll again, the effect is twice as strong. (Twice as long, twice as much, etc.)
386	PC can scry using a bald scalp.
387	Whenever the PC is struck in combat, the weapon they were hit with combusts, dealing 1d4 force damage to anyone in 5 ft. and 1 point of continual fire damage for 1d4 rounds. The weapon does not break.
388	PC's skin gains full body leopard print tattoos.
389	PC suddenly realizes that they've actually been the person sitting next to them the whole time. The other person, embarrassed by this, offers to swap all their equipment and clothing.
390	PC has a license for wild-geese chasing. (Ever been on a wild-goose chase?)
391	PC loses their name, the party gives PC a new one. NPCs forget the old name and only know the new.
392	PC has an extreme distaste for thieves and pirates.
393	The grog pours out of the PC's mouth back into the mug, refusing to be drank by the PC. (needs new potion)
394	PC's hair grows to touch the ground, and can be used as an arm.
395	PC is pulled into the earth where they were standing until only their head shows, and must be dug up.
396	PC does not sink in water.
397	PC's hair bears fruit during harvest season.
398	PC can become gaseous in direct sunlight. (Equipment can't)
399	PC's internal organs become extremely unstable and explode. After 1d4 days of recovery, PC moves past the need for their organs.
400	PC suddenly recalls a past life that was fairly normal until it ended abruptly as a sacrifice to a dark god. (It must not have worked, so the cult might try again.)
401	PC's eyes become removable pearls, retain normal sight.
402	PC is no longer able to sit or lay down.
403	PC can swim up waterfalls.
404	PC can inscribe markings into stone with their fingers.
405	PC is poisoned. (DMs choice of poison)
406	PC's eye sockets become pitch black. PC can see normally.
407	Any facial hair the PC has becomes self-aware.
408	PC can animate their own shoes to dance, but not while they're being worn.
409	Any water drank by the PC is instantly purified.
410	Roll again, PC becomes sick and the next effect becomes the main symptom. (DM may add any other symptoms as they like. 30% contagious to anyone who spends a day around the PC)
411	PC becomes best friends with the current president of the United States.
412	PC ages 100 years, and has 100 years added on to their natural life span.
413	PC can walk on clouds. (Getting to them is a different problem)
414	PC becomes unsure if they exist, often asking people if they really know who they are.
415	Roll again, the effect is twice as strong. (Twice as fast, twice as much, etc.)
416	PC gains a second personality. They can sort themselves out as they see fit.
417	PC's body is covered with fire like an everburning torch. (No harm to PC)
418	PC gains a voodoo doll of them self.
419	PC realizes they have died centuries ago, and doesn’t know how they’re here now.
420	Any casted magic that affects the PC causes a random limb to fall off. (Can be re-attached easily)
421	PC turns to stone for 1d4 hours whenever someone makes eye contact with them.
422	PC gains a permanent twitch.
423	When PC walks over a spot where someone died, they instantly know where it was.
424	The next thing the PC sits on will be able to fly. (poor)
425	PC gains a grog addiction, if they don't consume one once per week, they take -1 to all ability scores, increasing by one each day without grog.
426	PC can always cast the last spell that was cast upon them.
427	PC's mouth can open to twice it's normal size.
428	PC forgets their childhood, but would still recognize anyone important from it if they see them.
429	PC can turn whatever they kill into small fist sized trophies.
430	Roll again, the next living thing the PC touches also receives the effect.
431	Whenever the PC falls they will always land on their face. (This includes jumping)
432	PC's hair becomes a hedgehog familiar. Hair grows back at normal rate.
433	When the PC's blood leaves the PC, it floats around like wax inside a lava lamp.
434	PC turns invisible when eyes are closed. Does not affect clothing.
435	PC no longer has a face, but can talk, eat, see, hear, and smell normally.
436	Any animal the PC touches gains human-like intellect and speech as long as they're in contact.
437	PC's feet become as flexible as hands. (+5 to climb when barefoot)
438	Burning hot coals do not burn the inside of the PC's mouth or hands, and are actually quite the tasty snack.
439	Whenever the PC takes damage, confetti erupts from their wound making a buzzing noise.
440	PC's body becomes a gorilla. (no stat change)
441	As long as the PC lives, a far off demon lord cannot return to life. (might be attacked by demon minions!)
442	PC knows how wise any creature they encounter is.
443	Any liquid the PC consumes becomes alcoholic. PC is also more immune to dehydration than most.
444	PC's skeleton removes itself from the PC's body without killing them, and runs away. It takes 24 hours for a new one to grow back. The skeleton is the same alignment as the PC, but has no desire to become friends with them.
445	PC is lectured by angelic figures in decency every night in their sleep.
446	PC's skeleton glows a fluorescent red that's visible through their skin.
447	PC cannot see the undead.
448	PC moves and falls normally underwater, but only if completely submerged. (PC will still have to hold their breath.)
449	PC's skin becomes soot black.
450	PC's dreams are replaced with visions of being a beautiful mermaid viciously devouring the bodies of sailors.
451	PC gains an aura of disagreement.
452	PC can impregnate any species. The offspring will be the impregnated species.
453	PC becomes a casual acquaintance with with a death god, and occasionally bumps into the god while they're on the job.
454	Fruit sings if within 30 ft of the PC.
455	Whenever a PC enters a building for the first time, it will eject them forcefully.
456	PC becomes a were-tree.
457	PC is able to spell and scribe any word they hear in any alphabet. (Whether they understand it or not is a different matter)
458	PC can summon pillows at will, and they are extra fluffy. PC can summon at max one pillow per person in their party.
459	PC can stop erupting volcanoes by pressing a finger to their mouth and shushing it.
460	PC is now a particularly enjoyable stalking target for invisible stalkers. However, harming the PC would ruin the sport.
461	Whenever the PC closes their eyes, they see the place where they used to live. It would be a shame if it burned down or something....hehehe...
462	PC can move statues as though they were opposable.
463	PC loses all hair on their body.
464	PC can read books by flipping through them quickly.
465	PC is burned by coming in contact with musical instruments.
466	Whatever the PC touches has to agree with them, but can still physically resist them.
467	PC is only nourished by the souls of who they slay. (All other foods make them vomit.)
468	PC switches minds with the nearest dog.
469	PC tastes like chocolate.
470	PC learns to understand the next language they hear that they don’t currently know.
471	Any plant the PC plants will grow in one day, but will never blossom or bear fruits or vegetables until it normally would anyway.
472	PC attracts kobolds.
473	PC learns one mundane song that they can play on any instrument.
474	Fires whisper sweet nothings to the PC, encouraging them to succeed.
475	Ethereal strings appear to be attached to the PC’s limbs and head, that extend upwards for a foot before trailing off.
476	PC can no longer use outhouses to go to the bathroom.
477	PC's soul cannot leave the material plane.
478	PC remembers the night a wizard knocked them out, and stole their heart and lungs. (They’ve been replaced with magical wooden replicas)
479	PC's tears are acidic. The PC is not burned by them.
480	PC suffers intense pain whenever they enter a temple or church, regardless of the deity.
481	PC will possess whatever kills them for 1d8+lvl days.
482	The next enemy the PC meets will become friendly, but only to the PC.
483	Every fruit the PC touches turns to glass.
484	PC now has commitment issues. If they already had them before, they’re now more secure in their relationships.
485	Roll again, the effect is twice as strong. (Twice as long, twice as much, etc.)
486	PC will win every coin flip they do.
487	PC can bring anything they've killed back to life. It will become permanently hostile to the PC regardless. (PC cannot gain experience this way)
488	Any creature the PC kills evaporates. (Not equipment)
489	Any change in HP of the PC floats away as numbers when it happens.
490	PC is a champion pillow fighter. (but only with pillows)
491	PC's urine can revive plant life.
492	The PC is now burned by cold, and frostbitten by fire.
493	PC now has an exceptional talent for making appropriately sized hats for small sized category animals or smaller.
494	PC realizes they are an immortal soul inhabiting a temporary meat vessel that is slowly dying. What's worse is that they know nothing awaits them specifically after their body dies.
495	PC can crack open any kind of nut or seed in their hand.
496	PC's fingers grow twice as long.
497	By rubbing their hands together fast enough, the PC can generate enough sparks to start a campfire.
498	PC's hair becomes porcupine quills.
499	PC seizes violently, becoming painfully statically charged. After 1d4 days of recovery, PC becomes a sustainable power source for any electrical equipment, regardless of if there is any.
500	PC suddenly remembers a past life where they were a flightless bird that was experimented on, and criticized everything the experimenters did.
501	PC gives birth to a brood of (DMs choice).
502	PC glows a shade of gold in the presence of magic, and magical ore.
503	PC eyes never close.
504	PC can use carrots as daggers.
505	PC's tongue becomes a harmless snake, and talk normally.
506	PC's urine is extremely acidic. (does not harm PC)
507	PC falls in love with the next enemy they see. (DMs choice if it is requited)
508	Everytime the PC whistles, an eagle will swoop down and land on the PC's shoulder, and stare at whatever the PC stares at. It leaves if the PC enters combat.
509	PC believes the next humanoid they see is their son and/or daughter and/or other.
510	Roll again, effect can be transmitted through bodily fluids. (Urine, saliva, blood…)
511	PC gains a political committee designed to elect the PC to a fictional political office.
512	PC's skin turns red when it's hot, and blue when it's cold.
513	PC is haunted by the ghost of everything they slay.
514	It is always assumed that the PC killed their parents. (Whether or not it's true)
515	Roll again, the effect is twice as strong. (Twice as fast, twice as much, etc.)
516	PC's pockets has an unending supply of Cuban cigars. Cannot be sold. (Only given away graciously)
517	PC is only able to enter rooms through dramatic actions.
518	PC attracts insects of any size.
519	PC always appears to be riddled with bullet holes. (Does not bleed from holes)
520	Any casted magic that affects the PC causes an anvil to chain itself to the PC’s leg. (Break DC 17)
521	The next wild mundane animal the PC sees, becomes domesticated to the PC.
522	PC gains the profession Air Guitar skill. By strumming the air, the noises of a guitar are created. PC may attempt to dazzle and stun anyone within range of his voice with a wicked guitar solo as a full round action. Fortitude save DC 10 + PC's Air Guitar skill bonus.
523	PC can no longer understand their racial language.
524	PC's presence causes frost to form, but won't freeze anything.
525	Scarecrows become the PC's worst nightmare.
526	PC gains a new hairstyle every day.
527	PC becomes attracted to themself.
528	PC grows fur on their entire body.
529	PC glows an eerie green for 3 seconds when their bellybuttons are pressed.
530	Roll again, the next living thing the PC touches also receives the effect.
531	PC can only communicate by saying their name over and over, and the party are the only ones who understand them. This includes past and future party members.
532	No matter what the PC says, anyone who hears them will think they are attempting to seduce them.
533	PC becomes intensely afraid of prostitutes.
534	Whenever the PC witnesses a spell being cast, they are compelled to rate it on a scale of 1-10.
535	PC becomes extremely flexible, to an inhuman point.
536	PC gains a 6th finger on their left hand.
537	PC can use weapons as musical instruments.
538	PC will always land on their feet. Always.
539	Doors attack the PC if they attempt to walk through them. (Wood: +3 1d6+2 smash attack. Metal: +3 2d6+3 smash attack. Stone: +2 2d8+4 smash attack.)
540	PC's head becomes that of a velociraptor. (gains bite attack)
541	PC has a powerful urge to punt anything in the tiny size category or smaller.
542	PC gains opposable feet.
543	PC's sweat releases an eerie blue smoke.
544	PC's eyes become similar to an octopus, and can see underwater perfectly for 60 ft.
545	PC makes their own god up and worships it. (It also exists due to it being worshiped.)
546	PC’s pupils look like galaxies, with infinite detail.
547	PC is no longer able to reproduce in any way.
548	PC becomes a permanent magnet for magical items. Getting close to a magical item causes it to quickly move towards the PC (or the PC to the item if the item cannot move) and activate it's effect once it hits, automatically attuning to the PC if possible. (Reflex DC 15 to avoid activating the item)
549	PC's nose glows blue when they pass near underground wells of water.
550	PC's dreams are replaced with visions of being a virtuous ascetic nurse taking loving care of the sick, eventually dying of the sickness themselves.
551	PC has a 10% chance of impregnating any creature with a normal grapple.
552	PC becomes obsessively hygienic.
553	PC can digest bones.
554	PC grows animal horns. (DMs choice of moose, rams, etc.)
555	Any mount ridden by the PC suffers no fatigue while they ride it.
556	PC gains own shadow as familiar. (see shadow monster)
557	PC becomes chronically pooped on by anything that flies.
558	PC's nails fall off, and can be planted to grow any type of flower the PC wants. (Instantly)
559	PC can shoot spider webs out from their fingertips when outside of combat.
560	PC gains an excessively dramatic scar on their face.
561	PC gains a permanent pair of glasses.
562	PC can remove any curse, by only receiving it them self.
563	PC can melt non-magical ice with their touch. They do not give off any extra heat.
564	All liquids the PC consumes become caffeinated.
565	PC can make a DC 15 Concentration check to summon the nearest bird, friendly or not.
566	PC's feet becomes invincible, but they can still feel pain.
567	PC becomes physically attracted to weapons.
568	PC's clothing and armor permanently merges with their body and can no longer be removed by any means. It is considered part of the PC's body for all purposes, but still provides all of its original effects.
569	PC becomes feral when their food is at stake.
570	PC learns to understand the next language they hear that they don’t currently know.
571	PC gains antennae on their head.
572	When the PC is drunk, they can succeed a DC 17 fortitude save to release a stream of fire with a mighty burp. 10 ft line, 1d4 fire damage.
573	PC becomes physically attracted to mundane animals.
574	PC can make snowballs out of water.
575	PC always wins at Rock, Paper, Scissors.
576	PC is physically teleported to alternate planes in their sleep, but return to the material plane when they wake up.
577	PC harbors an extreme distaste for sailors.
578	PC remembers the night a wizard knocked them out, and stole their family’s magical sword heirloom.
579	PC's voice of reason becomes an invincible squirrel that no one else can see.
580	PC grows a ponytail of feathers all the colour of the rainbow. It makes for wonderful plumage.
581	A bright round sphere looking object appears over the PC's head whenever they get an idea, or remember something.
582	The next enemy the PC meets becomes directly related to the PC, 40% chance of being friendly.
583	The entire party is pulled into the PC's dreams whenever the PC is asleep.
584	PC's hair becomes smoke.
585	Roll again, the effect is twice as strong. (Twice as long, twice as much, etc.)
586	PC's hair becomes a chicken that insists on sitting on their head. The chicken is immune to damage, and does not leave the PC's head.
587	Whenever it rains, the PC is always at the end of the rainbow.
588	PC can only communicate with cat noises. (PC can talk normally to any feline)
589	PC mistakes every woman they meet for the first time as their farming wife Charlotte.
590	PC is able to dig graves with surprising amounts of gusto.
591	PC can make a DC 15 Concentration check to summon the nearest bird, friendly or not.
592	The PC's evil twin from a parallel dimension materializes next to them.
593	PC gains a gambling addiction, and has magically bad luck.
594	Every night, an intelligent woodchuck appears to tell the PC stories as they fall asleep.
595	PC can use arrows without a bow. Instead they throw them. Use the stats of a short bow.
596	Vines grow over the PC whenever they're asleep.
597	PC permanently smells like a fresh ocean breeze. People might reminisce about their romantic experiences on beaches or boats.
598	PC's head becomes invisible.
599	A Boeing 747 commercial airliner crashes nearby. (DMs Choice as to what the plane's cargo was.)
600	PC suddenly recalls a past life where they were an animal being worshiped in ancient times.
601	Only the top half of the PC is visible.
602	PC's touch leaves permanent black marks on any type of skin, except for their own. They also become great skin artists.
603	PC can grow herbs on themselves harmlessly.
604	Once per day, the PC can grant one mundane animal an INT score equal to their own, that goes away at midnight.
605	PC's hair grows 3x quicker now.
606	PC's fingers become a key ingredient to making a brew that can cure any and all diseases and poisons, magical or otherwise. PC is aware of the recipe. 1 finger per brew.
607	PC grows 1d4 extra fingers on both of their hands.
608	PC becomes extraordinarily attractive to trees.
609	PC can swap places with one party member at-will.
610	Roll again, PC gains the ability to cook the effect into a meal. (Ingredients are DMs choice)
611	PC finds a dagger in their boot. (A +1 Dagger of Substantial Importance!)
612	PC can only pee upon other people's legs.
613	The next enemy the PC attacks becomes their reoccurring arch enemy that will plot dastardly schemes to destroy the PC and take over the world!
614	PC's belly button can open to a 1 cubic foot pouch of holding.
615	Roll again, the effect is twice as strong. (Twice as fast, twice as much, etc.)
616	PC learns the spell Teach Esperanto, which will automatically teach Esperanto to the subject. Can cast at-will.
617	PC gains an un-summonable glacier familiar.
618	Next profanity used by PC becomes a living, vile entity.
619	Any mundane creature the PC hugs becomes a plush doll version of itself for the duration the PC hugging it. (the animal cannot be harmed while plush)
620	Any casted magic that affects the PC causes it to snow in the immediate area.
621	Whatever the PC kills harmlessly explodes and splatters everywhere. (People, doors, etc.)
622	Whenever the PC wakes up, they are in a coffin where they had went to sleep.
623	The PC can only speak in their base language backwards.
624	PC gets strange blisters that pop like bubble wrap on their arms. When they pop, they make different musical notes. They're not unsightly, just weird.
625	PC gains a grog addiction, if they don't consume one once per week, they take -1 to all ability scores, increasing by one each day without grog.
626	PC's joints are reversible.
627	PC's hands can be unscrewed from their wrists.
628	PC can remember their name, and that's about it.
629	PC becomes a witch, and might encounter witch hunters.
630	Roll again, the next living thing the PC touches also receives the effect.
631	PC can use fruits as musical instruments.
632	PC's hair turns white in the presence of magic. (If it's white to begin with, it turns a girly pink, complete with bows and ribbons.)
633	PC's twin shows up, and is similar in every aspect except that their alignment is one step above or below the Characters.
634	PC is sexually attracted to fire.
635	PC is believed to be a doomsday weapon. (May be sought after by kings and nations.)
636	When the PC sleeps, the grass either grows in 160 sq ft area around the PC, or the existing grass grows ten times it's normal size.
637	PC's pockets spawn mundane playing cards one at a time.
638	PC can cast a random cantrip spell at will.
639	PC gains a key that can open their chest cavity harmlessly like a cabinet door.
640	PC’s body turns into a troglodyte. (no stat change)
641	PC can dance with bears, whether they're hostile or not. PC must make a Wisdom save DC 10 + bear's HD.
642	A bottomless well is created next to the PC.
643	Whatever object the PC sits on can be piloted. (Fly, 30 ft. poor.)
644	When PC touches glass, they move through it like water. (Glass reforms.)
645	PC now worships an Egyptian god.
646	When the PC snaps, it sounds like a church bell. (As loud as a snap)
647	PC gains an aura of incredulity. Everything the PC does seems incredulous.
648	PC gains the knowledge of how to weaponize the grog, by imbuing it into a rod of wonder. The effects have a 50% chance of affecting the PC, or the target.
649	PC's eyebrows grow twice their size and permanently cover the PC's eyes.
650	PC’s dreams are replaced with visions of being an enormous force of pure evil slaughtering innocents.
651	Whenever the PC is struck, a mundane creature will appear in their clothing. (rabbits, snakes, birds, etc.)
652	PC is detected by Detect Undead.
653	PC is constantly mistaken for an extremely evil demon.
654	Wildlife brings the PC food periodically.
655	PC didn’t actually exist prior to drinking this grog.
656	PC's touch leaves permanent red blood splatter.
657	PC can hear the thoughts of a random party member.
658	PC has random manias of superb mathematical genius, but after 1d4 rounds, won't be able to understand what they had just said or done. During the mania, the PC's brain doubles harmlessly in size.
659	PC is a were-construct.
660	Magical effects cause the PC to emit the refreshing scent of peppermint.
661	PC's weapons are permanently bound to them.
662	An owlbear appears, runs toward the PC and hugs them for 1d4 rounds before disappearing. It automatically succeeds on its touch attack and all grapple checks. It attacks anyone who tries to harm the PC it is hugging. This happens at the same time everyday. Even if the bear is in combat, it will still disappear after 1d4 rounds.
663	Whenever the PC sleeps, a bed of cabbages grows under them over night.
664	It snows whenever the PC is sad.
665	When the PC snaps their fingers, a apple appears before them. It's a normal apple. Max 1d4/lvl per day.
666	A furious demon portal is opened up directly in front of the PC, and a monster of unspeakable horror named Howard suddenly sparks into existence.
667	PC can teleport from the bottom of any freshwater lake to the bottom of any other freshwater lake.
668	PC lays an egg (regardless of sex). (What kind is DMs choice.)
669	PC's jaw becomes removable.
670	PC learns to understand the next language they hear that they don’t currently know.
671	PC receives mail from a long distance significant other periodically by Marvin the Mailman. (He's a mailman)
672	PC is extremely prejudice against fruits and vegetables.
673	PC gains an Easter Island head familiar. When it's summoned, it sits there and creeps everyone out.
674	PC can no longer be targeted or affected by the previous spell cast on them.
675	PC gains a grog addiction, if they don't consume one once per week, they take -1 to all ability scores, increasing by one each day without grog.
676	PC can steal one prepared spell from grappled spell casters that doesn't exceed their Int modifier.
677	PC's thumb turns greens, and can cause plants to grow at a rapid rate, but cannot exceed their normal size.
678	PC remembers the night a wizard knocked them out, and sent back in time from (DMs choice of how far in the future).
679	PC can remove their face like a mask.
680	PC’s heart will never stop beating, even if removed.
681	PC thinks any form of eating meat is a crime against nature.
682	PC's mouth is stuck in a permanent smile.
683	PC's right arm is interchangeable with any other creature's right arm. (PC can remove right arms harmlessly)
684	PC grows an extra finger and toe on each hand and foot. (No effect if PC lacks hands and feet.)
685	Roll again, the effect is twice as strong. (Twice as long, twice as much, etc.)
686	PC can speak the language of the next mundane animal they meet.
687	PC is able to shove their foot up any butt, regardless if it fits or not. It deals pride damage.
688	PC only requires sleep 1d8 hours of sleep a night. (Re-roll every night)
689	Anything the PC wears turns to wood permanently, but retains all stats.
690	PC has an unusually good talent for trout tickling. (May be illegal in some areas.)
691	PC knows the Int score of any creature they encounter.
692	PC can use a baguette as a longsword.
693	PC becomes addicted to casting the last spell they casted, and really enjoys casting it whenever they get the chance, or an excuse.
694	PC is no longer able to get drunk.
695	PC physically regresses to when they were a child, but retains all stats and abilities.
696	PC can snap their fingers together and produce sparks like flint and steel would.
697	PC gains a second heart, and is able to hold their breath for 5-6 minutes before suffocating.
698	PC disappears and is replaced with a map to their location.
699	PC spontaneously ages 10,000 years. After 1d6 days of recovery, PC is physically otherwise in normal health and stats, but is still 10,000 years older. Lifespan continues as normal.
700	PC suddenly recalls a past life where they were a beautiful princess who lived an affluent, and uneventful life.
701	PC gives birth to a nest of (DMs choice).
702	PC gains insect like wings, and can fly. (poor)
703	PC gains 5 ft of height, but is not considered a size category larger. Stats don't change.
704	PC believes that all other races other than their own are aliens.
705	PC can use and throw fruit to cast bolts of magic missile. Each fruit is one bolt. (treated as spell, not thrown object)
706	Whenever the PC goes to the bathroom, small, harmless earthquakes hit the surrounding area.
707	Everytime the PC sneezes, an exact duplicate of themselves appears at least 20 ft away from the PC for 1d4 hours. PC must designate a mundane allergen that makes them sneeze. (Certain flowers, dust, mold, animals, etc.)
708	PC has a zipper on the front of their chest that they can unzip and show off the inside of their torso.
709	The next time the PC dies, they are resurrected as the race that killed them.
710	Roll again, effect can be bestowed through a ritual the PC suddenly learns. (Material components are DMs choice)
711	PC's shadow smokes as if it's on fire. (Not good to stay in enclosed spaces)
712	Any statue resembling an animal that is within 30 ft of the PC is animated. If it goes beyond 30 ft, it ceases to be animated.
713	PC can use wildlife as weapons.
714	PC harmlessly but constantly bleeds from every orifice they have.
715	Roll again, the effect is twice as strong. (Twice as fast, twice as much, etc.)
716	PC's voice drops an octave and echoes no matter what.
717	PC gains cat pupils, whiskers, and fur. (No low-light vision is gained, PC might tend to purr)
718	PC's skin becomes translucent, and observers are able to see tiny fish swimming around inside of the PC.
719	PC gains a spirit animal that appears whenever the PC is within 15 ft of fire. (DM’s Choice)
720	Any casted magic that affects the PC causes plant life to over grow in the immediate area.
721	PC's tears turn into jellybeans.
722	All fire that burns within 30 ft. of the PC turns the colour of their choice.
723	Any object the PC successfully breaks bursts into flower petals.
724	PC gains 100 lbs.
725	PC gains a grog addiction, if they don't consume one once per week, they take -1 to all ability scores, increasing by one each day without grog.
726	PC knows the market value of any humanoid as a slave that they see.
727	PC attracts floating candles.
728	PC's eyes turn purple and gains an aura of purple. Anyone who is within 5 ft of the PC, including the PC, only sees in shades of purple.
729	Everytime the PC attacks a mundane animal, a second one appears next to it.
730	Roll again, the next living thing the PC touches also receives the effect.
731	Any fruit the PC touches becomes dried and preserved.
732	PC gains very dramatic looking battle scars that resemble almost every conceivable weapon known.
733	PC becomes a ghost when they are in the rain.
734	PC learns how to knit. Their knitted products are as tough as leather armor.
735	For 1 minute, the PC is flung into a fit of hysteria where they are convinced that they are nothing but constructs in a game played by unseen beings who determine their every move. Afterwards, this experience stays with them forever.
736	PC gains 1d4 more eyes.
737	A talking rainbow unicorn offers to be the PC's steed. (Unicorn is Neutral Good)
738	PC's blood can dissolve metal.
739	Whenever the PC is left alone in a building, the building burns down.
740	PC’s body turns into a medium-sized praying mantis. (no stat change)
741	PC can pick up flames in their hands. (like, scooping up fire and throwing it.)
742	When the PC dies, their ghost will haunt the party forever.
743	PC gains a pair of sunglasses that when worn, they become "too cool" for whatever action is decided. Does not effect hostilities.
744	PC cannot die in their sleep.
745	PC is now worshiped by a dying race of frog people.
746	PC's hands never leave their sleeves. (PC also permanently wears long sleeve shirts.)
747	PC becomes aware of a certain group of people who've managed to travel back in time. (No one in particular, it's DMs choice really)
748	With 10 minutes of searching, the PC can find random dinosaur plushies hidden in the environment. They're worthless, but they have strange sentimental value.
749	Whatever the PC is sitting on right now becomes their property.
750	PC’s dreams are replaced with visions of an ancient temple where a magic artifact is sealed.
751	Whenever the PC hears their name, a random flower sprouts somewhere on their person.
752	PC's presence causes vegetables within 30 ft. to sing.
753	PC gets accepted into the University of their choice.
754	PC's left arms swaps with the last humanoid they touched.
755	PC finds a compelling but incomprehensible magical tome in their inventory.
756	PC has a giant round hole in their chest. (Harmless)
757	PC's footsteps sound as though they were 3 size categories larger.
758	PC gains a locked bulletproof briefcase that's permanently chained to their left wrist. (Contains some very powerful information, too bad no known locksmith can open it)
759	PC's voice becomes completely different depending on what language they're speaking.
760	Magical effects cause the PC to emit a pungent scent of the sea.
761	PC becomes a were-zombie. (If already a zombie, they become were-alive.)
762	PC now feels the need to route out the communists.
763	PC is now permanently afflicted with glitter.
764	PC will always smell like freshly baked cookies. Might attract wildlife.
765	PC gains a permanent smiley face button on their shoulder.
766	PC is cloned, but doesn't know where the clone is.
767	PC goes down one size category. (With no Ability Score change)
768	PC lays an egg. (What kind is DMs choice.)
769	PC gains very well defined and shiny muscles, and can show them off as a free action.
770	PC learns to understand the next language they hear that they don’t currently know.
771	PC grows a small unicorn horn that glistens in the sunlight. (Cannot attack with it, too small)
772	PC's feet attract snakes. 10% chance of being poisonous.
773	Whatever the PC kills becomes a tombstone.
774	PC permanently forgets how to cast their most recently cast spell, and gain a different random spell to replace it.
775	PC gains a grog addiction, if they don't consume one once per week, they take -1 to all ability scores, increasing by one each day without grog.
776	PC attracts suspicious little red glowing dots.
777	PC gains a butterfly familiar. (The PC doesn't know it's their familiar though)
778	PC remembers the night a wizard knocked them out, polymorphed them, and stole their original identity.
779	If the PC falls in love (truly), then whoever they love will mysteriously and spontaneously combust the next day.
780	To only the PC, puddles are always 10 ft. deep.
781	PC gains a pencil-thin mustache, a thick British accent, and an urge to lift one eyebrow.
782	Spectacular lightning strikes flares overhead when the PC's name is said.
783	PC looks like a ghost in the moonlight.
784	PC can make a normal swim check to swim through the ground. (Like getting to underground places) Failing the check results in entombment.
785	Roll again, the effect is twice as strong. (Twice as long, twice as much, etc.)
786	PC's whistle sounds like a contrabass saxophone.
787	PC can boils small quantities of water by staring at it for 1d6 rounds.
788	PC invents the Harpmonicsicordiphone.
789	PC breathes out harmless lightning clouds. Can shock/distract people.
790	PC has what it takes to be an Olympic-level vagrant.
791	PC goes down one size category.
792	When PC is submerged in the ocean, they transform into a blue whale. They must beach themselves to turn back. Their equipment expands to fit them.
793	PC's hair becomes as strong as steel.
794	PC no longer has a midsection. (Still eats normally)
795	At the start of every encounter the PC must succeed a DC 10 Will save or roll for a new alignment.
796	PC gains their own brain as their familiar. It can exist harmlessly outside of their body.
797	PC can breathe beneath only 5 ft. of water.
798	PC attracts whatever they are afraid of.
799	PC briefly glimpses into the chaotic omnicosm that underlies all reality, and gains some sort of inexplicable and incomprehensible wisdom as to the fundamental mechanisms of their existence.
800	PC suddenly recalls a past life where they were a cat on a boat that had a mysterious cargo.
801	PC petrifies all grass they walk on.
802	Whenever the PC leaves the ground, they become as heavy as paper. (Will fall normally though)
803	PC becomes intensely afraid of penguins. (Sphenisciphobia) (Penguins are not unknown to stalk people)
804	PC is nourished by charcoal instead of food. (Food harmlessly burns in their mouth while they chew, can not be used to bite.)
805	PC can pull their hand off, revealing a dagger attached outwards from their wrist. Their hand functions normally when sheathed and not.
806	PC can make a DC 15 Concentration check to summon the nearest bird, friendly or not.
807	Whenever the PC makes a fist, they become round spheres of steel. (Dmg 1d6 + Str.)
808	PC's tears are a fine vintage white wine.
809	Whenever the PC takes damage, they must make a DC 13 Fortitude save or fall unconscious for 1d4 rounds.
810	Roll again, effect can be smithed into a weapon that imbues the effect onto whomever holds it. (Cheap materials, as well as a smith, are DMs choice)
811	PC is surrounded constantly by a personal 'bubble'. When it pops, it takes 2 rounds to reform.
812	Sand perpetually pours out of the PC's eye sockets when their eyes are open. PC sees normally.
813	A random limb becomes only the functioning skeleton of it.
814	PC can summon small versions of themselves that sit on their shoulders and argue with each other or other people.
815	Roll again, the effect is twice as strong. (Twice as fast, twice as much, etc.)
816	PC's burp becomes the mating call of unicorns.
817	PC becomes discretely stalked by a garden gnome.
818	PC's nose bleeds when anything venereal is discussed.
819	Doors will always hit the PC on the ass on the way out. (Tougher doors hit harder)
820	Any casted magic that affects the PC causes water nearby to become holy/unholy. (Depending on alignment)
821	PC is no longer related to anyone.
822	PC's blood harmlessly becomes sand.
823	PC's presence causes animals within 30 ft. to sing.
824	Once per day, the PC becomes encased in a layer of brittle stone.
825	PC can weave impressive wicker objects, but only while completely submerged in water.
826	Whenever the PC makes a joke, a laugh track plays in the background.
827	PC's HP is instantly (and only) reduced to 1 if struck with an unholy weapon, but is healed by holy weapons.
828	PC perspires rainbows.
829	Any door the PC tries to open instantly locks itself. (Can still be picked)
830	Roll again, the next living thing the PC touches also receives the effect.
831	Whenever the PC falls asleep, their clothes fly away and migrate south for the winter.
832	Anything the PC kills is personally escorted to hell by the Grim Reaper.
833	PC is now healed by mushrooms. (1d4 + Con modifier per shroom)
834	PC sprouts a singing venus fly trap on their shoulder that sings when the PC is happy.
835	PC can send messages to anyone they've met by speaking into a frog or toad.
836	As long as the PC pets a creature, it is able to speak it’s mind.
837	PC gains 3 fox tails.
838	PC's blood becomes a blood elemental, and is very comfortable being inside the PC's body. Blood that leaves the PC's body will make its way back into the PC's wounds.
839	PC's butt dispenses 10 ft. of rope per day.
840	PC’s body is permanently covered in mummy wraps. (no stat change, preserve body upon death)
841	PC can skip themselves off of water (10 ft.) with a DC 5 jump check, with each successive skip increasing the DC by 5.
842	PC sings manly songs whenever they're in combat.
843	PC can now focus hard enough to become a sword, but this does not include their clothing or equipment.
844	A random party member can now hear the PC's thoughts.
845	PC is now idolized by a dying race of flower fairies.
846	Anything the PC kills becomes preserved forever.
847	If the PC touches a plant, it glows in the dark.
848	PC's right index finger (or equivalent) gives off a harmless red laser.
849	The souls of whoever the PC kills linger around them in the form of small heatless balls of purple-ish fire.
850	PC’s dreams are replaced with visions of being the last priest in a forgotten order.
851	PC gains a wombat for a mount.
852	Every time the PC is struck on the head with any force, they change to the opposite alignment.
853	PC's sweat becomes a very lovely smelling perfume, reminiscent of the favorite memory of anyone who smells it.
854	PC's body hair is replaced with 3 leafed clovers. (Can be searcched for a four leafed)
855	PC comes upon an invincible key that explodes anytime it is inserted into a lock.
856	PC no longer blinks. Anyone who stares too long into the PC's eyes will hear a Gregorian choir chanting louder and louder before passing out.
857	PC can run across water, but if they stop or change direction, they sink.
858	PC's eyes are permanently covered with shadow, and are impossible to see under any light.
859	PC chooses an obscure food product. They become professionals in cooking it.
860	PC’s mandible can be removed and thrown as a boomerang.
861	PC learns how to foster squirmles, a tiny lovable but mischievous race of fuzzy worm things.
862	PC now has green, copper based blood.
863	PC does not cast a shadow.
864	A 60 ft wide snowstorm surrounds the PC for 1d4 hours every 2 days at noon.
865	PC is unable to talk around the undead.
866	Any weapon the PC holds is able to talk, and is normally very eager to do so.
867	PC learns recipe of random meal, gains the ingredients to prepare it, and will not be satisfied until they make the meal in a decent kitchen.
868	PC finds their own baby. (What kind is DMs choice.)
869	PC gains a grand piano familiar. (Summonable at-will, at ground level)
870	PC learns to understand the next language they hear that they don’t currently know.
871	People with magic are physically attracted to the PC.
872	PC becomes a living statue in the light of a full moon.
873	Continual fog empties out of the PC's ankles filling a 30 ft radius. 1 ft high.
874	PC gains once per day use of a spell equal to Cha modifier. (Use modifier for DC)
875	PC gains a grog addiction, if they don't consume one once per week, they take -1 to all ability scores, increasing by one each day without grog.
876	PC can use wildlife as musical instruments.
877	PC can chop non-magical wood with their bare hands.
878	PC remembers the night a wizard knocked them out, and stole their brain. (It’s been replaced with a magical wooden replica)
879	PC gains 1d4 different voices that they can use interchangeably at-will.
880	Mysterious runes are visible on the PC’s skin in the moonlight.
881	PC becomes unnaturally fascinated with piercing their body piercings. (Can be replaced with magical ones)
882	PC's head can rotate 360 degrees around.
883	PC's brain becomes clockwork, and must be wound every 24 hours. Otherwise PC's INT drops to 0 until it's wound again.
884	PC can make a DC 15 fortitude check to cough up one lung. It grows back after 24 hours, until then, PC cannot run.
885	Roll again, the effect is twice as strong. (Twice as long, twice as much, etc.)
886	Whenever the PC goes to sleep, they are kidnapped for the amount of time they rest. After which they are returned to the exact same spot, fully rested.
887	Around the PC, the moon appears to be constantly full at night.
888	PC hiccups bubbles. 2d4 bubbles per round for 2d4 rounds when caught flatfooted (or surprised).
889	PC can be nourished by awkward moments.
890	PC is a professionally bad dancer.
891	PC flips a coin to decide whether or not they should tell the truth. (Heads = truth, Tails = false)
892	PC can only read and write languages they do not know how to speak.
893	PC becomes addicted to casting the last spell they casted, and really enjoys casting it whenever they get the chance, or an excuse.
894	PC occasionally and inexplicably becomes in possession of random people's underwear.
895	At the start of every encounter the PC must succeed a DC 10 Will save or roll for a new alignment.
896	PC can sheath any type of sword in their forearm, and not be hindered in their movement.
897	PC gains a purple thumb that causes non-magical plants to whither and die.
898	As long as the PC has throwing knives, they can inexplicably pull them out of any where on their person.
899	PC fades into an existential quandary filled with angst and self-loathing. After 1d8 days of recovery, they will gain a perspective of persistent optimism, because nothing will be as a bad as that.
900	PC suddenly feels as though they are being remembered by a future life.
901	PC gives birth to a litter of (DMs choice).
902	PC's head is removable. It will remain active, as well as the body.
903	PC gains a talking tattoo. Roll for tattoo's alignment.
904	PC is able to lick an enemy to paralyze them for 1d6 rounds. Fortitude save DC 10 + PC's level negates.
905	Everytime the PC dances, a natural disaster happens somewhere. (2% chance it happens right where the PC is)
906	PC's consciousness swaps with a future incarnation from the 21st century. (No stat change)
907	PC can now directly communicate with their god, but cannot get help from them.
908	PC can identify any substance by ingesting it.
909	PC is burned by water, except when they drink it.
910	Roll again, the effect spreads to casters that cast magic on the PC. (Lasts 1 day/PC level)
911	From now on, whenever the PC meets a new person, the new person will only ever be able to dream about the PC.
912	Whatever the PC guesses will always be correct, but no one will ever believe them.
913	PC is able to be used as a great club by other characters in the same size category. PC takes half damage minus their armor bonus.
914	PC becomes a dragon in a human form with the same stats as they had before, but has forgotten how to polymorph.
915	Roll again, the effect is thrice as strong. (Thrice as fast, thrice as much, etc.)
916	It's now impossible to describe the PC's physical appearance, leaving people exasperated if they try.
917	PC is made of felt. (But takes all damage normally)
918	PC can use animal husbandry to allow any two creatures to birth hybrid offspring.
919	PC grows 1d10 new and mysterious organs in their abdomen.
920	Any casted magic that affects the PC causes all nearby wildlife to double in size.
921	PC's singing attracts hostile creatures.
922	If the PC opens a closet, there will always be a dead body in it.
923	PC's middle name becomes "Danger".
924	PC can shoot anything with a bow that they can lift.
925	PC gets a +1 to all checks while the sun is out, and a -1 to all checks while the sun is down.
926	Whoever makes eye contact with the PC cannot help but laugh.
927	PC cannot go to sleep while above ground.
928	PC can plane shift once per day, and move 5 spaces before coming back to the material plane. They have a 60% chance of bringing something back with them, and a 20% chance of it being friendly.
929	PC is severely allergic to intimacy. (Symptoms include sneezing, nasal congestion, and inflammation of the eyes.)
930	Roll again, the next living thing the PC touches also receives the effect.
931	PC is physically moved to tears whenever they part with any of their money.
932	PC is abducted by aliens, probed, surgically implanted with an unknown alien device, and is put back in the same spot about 10 minutes later.
933	Beneath the PC's skin, they become entirely clockwork. They take damage and die normally, and don't feel any different.
934	Whenever the PC kills a creature, they give the PC a recipe of a mixed cocktail drink that highlights their life.
935	PC will randomly trip and crash into party members of the opposite sex. Ending up on top of each other with one of them holding the other's breast. (At DMs discretion)
936	Once per day, the PC can summon a stream of 600 butterflies to swarm themself for 1d4 rounds, blinding everyone including the PC within 40 ft. until they're dispersed.
937	PC learns every recipe there is to cooking and serving the slain bodies of their enemies.
938	PC can cure any disease, remove any poison, or remove any condition by being afflicted by the condition themselves.
939	For any sneak attempts, the PC can instead say, "You can't see me, I'm hiding." to anyone who might see them for the same effect.
940	PC’s body turns into a medium sized minotaur. (no stat change)
941	PC becomes a dimensional rift that alternate realities can enter through.
942	PC is possessed by a demon that acts the exact same way as the PC did beforehand. The demon is detected by Detect Evil, but is the same alignment of the PC.
943	PC becomes irresistibly cute, but only while on fire.
944	Once per day, the PC can vomit freshly caught fish.
945	PC makes their own god up and worships it. (It also exists due to it being worshiped.)
946	All Gods abandoned the PC.
947	PC's consciousness visits the modern era in their dreams, by taking the body of a future incarnation.
948	PC is abducted by aliens for 1d4 days. (DMs choice of what happens)
949	PC has a 30 ft aura of a full-moon. (Affects were-creatures)
950	PC’s dreams are replaced with visions of incomprehensibly horrendous Lovecraftian horror-terrors from beyond.
951	The Aurora Borealis are always above the PC at night.
952	PC is now a werewolf.
953	The PC's heart becomes the perfect phylactery for anyone aspiring to become a lich.
954	The PC is considered dead for the duration they sleep. When they wake up, they are resurrected.
955	PC finds a notebook detailing how they were built in a lab.
956	PC is not comfortable sleeping unless they're hanging upside down from their feet.
957	PC becomes married to the sea. If PC already has a spouse, they will kill them and become a sailor. (Doesn't leave the party)
958	PC goes up one size category. (With no Ability Score change)
959	PC can make a DC 17 Will Save to grow a fabulous and amazing mustache.
960	PC is immune to all compulsory effects, but only if they’re completely naked and not carrying anything.
961	PC can make a DC 13 Strength check to punch into the ground and pull out any type of vegetable.
962	PC's presence causes bubbles to explode. 2d4 fire damage each.
963	PC ceases to age, but will die at the end of their lifespan.
964	Whenever the PC is cold or freezing, they become undead. When they are warmed up again, they come back to life.
965	No ship can float while the PC is on board, however, they can be sailed underwater.
966	PC becomes aware of a contract they have with the mole people to defile any gardens they happen to pass by. (Farms don't count, petunia bushes do)
967	PC's long lost fraternal twin will visit the PC soon.
968	PC now regularly lays eggs (regardless of sex). (The DM decides how often the PC lays eggs, how many eggs, and what kind of eggs)
969	PC degenerates into an earlier form of their race. (No stat change)
970	PC gains a random language.
971	PC can no longer speak unless they are touching someone, and can only speak in the languages of the person they are touching.
972	PC becomes permanently drunk.
973	PC has an aura of badass-itude.
974	PC gains once per day use of a spell equal to Cha modifier. (Use modifier for DC)
975	Every time the PC is alone, they always have a chance of finding their own dead body that who’s cause of death is different each time. (The bodies do not have equipment, only the PC’s undergarments)
976	Whatever the PC kills will come back to life as a zombie immediately. 50% of being friendly. All creatures die permanently at midnight the day they were raised.
977	PC ascends to a higher dimension, learns how to exist in this dimension, and then instantly pops back into the material plane with no memory of the event. (May have made friends, or enemies in their time)
978	PC remembers that they were once a criminally deranged wizard who had knocked themselves out and wiped their own mind of everything they had done.
979	The name and face of everyone the PC kills is automatically tattooed to their skin when they die.
980	Tomorrow, PC will save the life of whom fate has decreed must die.
981	All of the PC's criticals and fumbles are twice as effective as they normally were.
982	PC explosively sheds their skin once a month, starting now. (2d6 force/fire damage, 10 ft. radius)
983	PC's urine morphs trees into treants. They won't be happy you peed on them.
984	PC can swallow ores and defecate the refined material.
985	Roll again, the effect is thrice as strong. (Thrice as long, thrice as much, etc.)
986	PC can make a DC 10 + Animal's HD Will Save to make mundane animals fall unconscious.
987	PC reproduces by budding. (Still needs a mate)
988	PC can summon a magical gong at will and hit it for whatever reason they feel like. The gong doesn't do anything because it's a gong.
989	PC's only mode of transportation is the moon walk.
990	PC receives their diploma in Dilly-Dallying from the College of Substantial Whimsy.
991	PC has an hardcore aura. Everything they do is pretty hardcore.
992	The absolute most crazy and absurd things will happen to the party, but only when the PC isn't around.
993	PC can store normal sized ships in bottles.
994	PC is detected by any Detect spell.
995	Nothing happens. (What are the odds?)
996	The PC is aware that the next time they die, they bursts into flames destroying all flammable gear and is resurrected.
997	PC becomes best friends with an epic wizard that only ever comes around to ask for loans of money to fund their crazy ideas.
998	Every time the PC levels up, they have a choice of switching to a different class of the new total level
999	PC briefly glimpses into the chaotic omnicosm that underlies all reality. After 1d10 days of recovery, PC gains some sort of inexplicable and incomprehensible wisdom as to the fundamental mechanisms of their existence.
1000/0	PC is divided by zero.

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